most funny spam you ever got

Oh I can see the Doc' is with us...

[-=RAV=-AdrianShephard]

its because women are complicated... like meh girlfriend

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

Another pearl, here, the end is truely amazing

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MAO! yeah, happy new year 2004 you too!

[botmeister]

This spam got through the filters today. My comments in red - viewer discretion advised. >

Hey!Oh my god it's been yv so long since we talked last!Really. Who the f@#k are you and what does "yv" mean?I have been wondering 5 how you have been doing? What do you think I am, a Borg? I am not Five of Five you moron!We never get a chance to see each other anymore.bge

That's because we don't know each other, and if we did I'd punch you in the nose as hard as I could. So what's with the"bge" - forgot how to type again?

I sent you something last time and was wondering if you got it?

You bet I got it, all 10,000 spam emails just like this one, so f@*k off a$$hole!

If not i included it below so let me know if you like it
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Get back to me as soon as you can, alright?
If I only knew how to get back at you I would, trust me I really would.

Thanks

Your love!
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Your "love"? WTF, you must be the dumbest spammer ever! To make it worse, you are so stupid, you can't even make up a fake name - GO BACK TO SCHOOL you dumb a$$ f*_k head.

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

Originally Posted by botmeister

Really. Who the f@#k are you and what does "yv" mean?
So what's with the"bge" - forgot how to type again?

botmeister, I believe your lover is simply too moved to speak well


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[Pierre-Marie Baty]

now this one is completely unreadable o_O

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[Onno Kreuzinger]

Hi folks,

*lol* nice, haven't seen spam personaly for while, if i remeber right the last was 2 weeks ago...

Cheers MeMeD
(well one should use netscape/mozilla for mail)

[botmeister]

This one speaks for itself, no commentary needed. Enjoy

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i like myne

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

LMFAO
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