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most funny spam you ever got

Got this in my mailbox in the morning... where on Earth (or beyond) will they stop???

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I mean come on, that's impossible ? How can people really happen to THINK they will make money with that stuff ???:(
'don't get it.
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Heres the first two out of about 50 spams in one of my accounts. Spammers really need to learn how to write decent scripts. The jibberish doesn't really encourage me to be scammed by their product/service.

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And I thought I had it bad with penis enlargements and "look 20 years younger" pills. I get plenty of other crap as well, and lots of it.>:(

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i got a metaphose one i laughed my ass off

Re: most funny spam you ever got

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Albion Medical is a dedicated group of professionals focused entirely on the enhancement and improvement of sexual function and enjoyment

ROFLMAO, I imagine the company indeed ... why wouldn't I apply for beta-testing ? I'd f*ck hordes of nurses all day for Science :D :D :D

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rofl. Combine it with all those other sexy spam mails you have and you should be living happily, with millions of money and lots of beautifull women at your 'disposal' ;)

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Attempts to enhance penis size through non-medical methods usually mean ineffective pills or exercises, or even worse, manipulations that brutalize the penis with weights, straps, rings or pumps.

Yeah, you mean like the ineffective non-medical method you are proposing?

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DOCTORS AGREE ...

Yes, doctors often do agree, but you fail to state just what they are agreeing to.

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We have developed the top-performing product now available on the market today: VigRX™

That trade marked name is sure familiar shomhow ...

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Yes, and I'd trust my penis's well being to the hands of a company named CORPORATION BAHAMAS #33

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What happend to CORPORATION BAHAMAS #32, 31, 30, 29, 28 .... ?

Re: most funny spam you ever got

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what is fascinating with this one is that the last sentence sounds like it could make a great lot of sense, don't you think ? :D
and the "Hello distortion", really ... I would have searched for something dumb I don't think I would ever have found THAT!!! :D
*dies laughing*

Re: most funny spam you ever got

rofl that is (one of) the funniest thing(s) i have ever read.