250th anniversary of Guinness brand... Or somesuch

[Leagle]

I knew there was a good reason I kept that st. patrick's day hat. On the floor, by the wastepaper bin. Next to my 'filing'.

Back at university again. fresher's week and I've managed to avoid most of it. Highlights include returning some library books 5 months out of date and being saved the extortionate canteen prices when it closed on me at about 1430hrs. I went to the posh shopping centre instead, which was much cheaper. (!)

A friend from school got married last week. It's more than six years since I graduated. There's some champagne in the fridge. It calls to me.