Beer

[sfx1999]

PMB, by degrees do you mean percent or proof?

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

oh, of course.. that degree thingy is country specific. Well here it's roughly equivalent to percent, so yeah. But "proof"? I'm not sure I understand what that means...

[sfx1999]

Proof is the amount of alcohol in a drink by volume, but it is twice the percentage. 5% alcohol is 10 proof, and 10% alcohol is 20 proof.

[>BKA< T Wrecks]

Wow. You learn something new every day. 9_9

[von Ryan]

Originally Posted by >BKA< T Wrecks

Wow. You learn something new every day. 9_9

Sure thing. But I think 87.93% of that is useless...

[stefanhendriks]

http://realbot.bots-united.com/files/tbs.mp3

#EDIT: Renamed filename, and link.


PWNED!

EDIT:
Just for those who think they sing to fast, here is the lyric

man: ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cans…
men: BEER!

man: cant get enough of it…
men: BEER!
man: how we really love it…
men: BEER!
man: makes me think i’m a man…
men: BEER!

man: i can kiss and hug it…
men: BEER!
man: but i’d rather chuck it…
men: BEER!
man: fill my belly up to here…
men: BEER!

man: i cannot refuse a…
men: BEER!
man: i could really use a…
men: BEER, BEER BEER!

men: BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

drunk man: i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my dad.
drunk father: (burp) thats my son the drunken badly stud, im proud to be his dad.
drunk man: here, have some pretzels
drunk father: no, i’ll call it quits, those things give me the shwits
drunken man: ha ha ha.

men: drink with your family, drink it with your friends
man: drink till your fat , stomach distends,
beer, it liquid bread its good for you,
men: we like to drink till we spew, ew
men: who cares if we get fat
man: i’ll drink to that
man: as we sing once more…

man: what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cans…
men: BEER!

man: cant get enough of it…
men: BEER!
man: how we really love it…
men: BEER!
man: makes me think i’m a man…
men: BEER!

man: i can kiss and hug it…
men: BEER!
man: but i’d rather chug it…
men: BEER!
man: fill my belly up to here…
men: BEER!

man: golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it,
do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me,
men: BEER!
man: the mist wonderful drink in the world, hooray!

(Burp)

[MarD]

Heyyo,

For drinkin' songs? me fav is by Gaston Mandeville

Encore ben saoul
Encore ben soûl encore ben défoncé
Tu cherches le troisième bout
D'la chandelle à brûler
Tu vois pas l'boutte ou tu l'vois trop tard
Tu planes en d'sous du monde qu'tu veux pas voir
Mais tu l'sais ben
Qu'un jour ça va lâcher

Encore ben soûl encore ben défoncé
Tu t'fais des trous
Pour laisser sortir la fumée
Tu vis la nuit parce que t'as peur de ton ombre
Pis toé tu suis pour pas briser la ronde
Mais tu l'sais ben

T'es dans l'ozone
Tu veux pas en sortir
C'est pas d'ta faute
Pis y'en a des pires que toi

Encore debout mais tu sais qu'tu vas tomber
Tu tiens l'coup
Juste pour te l'prouver
Tu vois pas l'boutte mais lui y t'voit
Cours comme un fou
La vie va t'rattraper

[Brainz]

My fave is from Oliver...

http://www.clip2u.co.kr/musicalcity/...om pah pah.mp3

There's a little ditty they're singin' in the city
Especially when they've been on the gin or the beer
If you've got the patience your own imaginations will tell you just exactly what you want to hear
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows
And they all suppose what they want to suppose when they hear oom pah pah

Mr. Percy Snodgrass would often have the odd glass
But never when he thought anybody could see
Secretly he'd buy it, and drink it on the quiet
And dream he was an Earl with a girl on his knee
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows
What is the cause of his red shiny nose?
Could it be oom pah pah?

Pretty little Sally goes walking down the alley
Displays her pretty ankles to all of the men
They could see her garters, but not for free and gratis
An inch or two and then she knows when to say when
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows
Whether its hidden or whether it shows
It's the same oom pah pah

She was from the country, but now she's up a gumtree
She let a fellow beat her, and lead her along
What's the use of cryin', she made her bed to lie in
She's glad to bring a coin in, and join in this song
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows
She is no longer the same blushing rose
Ever since oom pah pah

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows
And they all suppose what they want to suppose
When they hear oom pah pah