most funny spam you ever got

[>BKA< T Wrecks]

/me tries to stop laughing... OMG!!
You guys almost make me regret I don't get any spam. But I sure will remember the one, the only, the best rule for your whole life (taken from Pierre's superrofltastic spam mail:
Choose your duck carefully!
*lmao* oh shit... mercy! You are killing me!
Well, since I don't get any spam, I reckon I'll just have to write a love letter to myself by hand...

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

yeah I know the contest is already 0wned, but lemme post this last one just for fun

From: "Manuela Vega" <Vega@hinet.net>
To: "Pm" <pm@racc-ai.com>
Content-Description: bolshevik horrify 1


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amazingly enough these poor fucks can't even manage to spam people properly

[>BKA< T Wrecks]

"Bolshevik Horrify 1"... *rofl*

Oh, boy - if they expect any effect from mails like this, then they must be far, far beyond the point where their problem (whatever it may be) could be cured...
Maybe I should try to get spammed, too. "Because you can add more to your life"... 9_9 Yeah, right. Like making sure you choose the right duck...

[[NvT]_KaszpiR_]

hmm we use a spamassasin on server
it scans mail and if it is detected as spam it is removed
but if this is first mail the first one is send normally, just to inform you that sth like that exist and it came over the server
when more than 3 mails will come like that then it is considered as sam and deleted immediaely

souds cool, huh?
unfortunately in last weekend i got 50 mails with exackly the same contents
the different domains and mailusers confudes the program (although the contents were the same it treated it at first as different mails)

but thank god id as only once and now it filtered that on second attack

otherwise i would get 300 mails of spam everyday

[sfx1999]

This was mine:

THE CHILDRENS BOOKS YOU'D LOVE TO SEE:

You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Sweets
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mum Stopped Loving Her
All Dogs Go to Hell
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
When Mummy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
You Are Different and That's Bad
Pop Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games
The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
The Tickling Babysitter
Babar Meets the Taxidermist
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mommy's Purse
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Primary School
Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
Barney: The Prison Years

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

that is a good one but nasty one for sure too
I hope kids never see that

[Akz]

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No thanks
Thu, 27 May 2004 00:57:28 -0500
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What the HECK is the point in this message? 9_9

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

I'm still getting funny ones from time to time. Looks like they've found another technique to fool the spam filters: instead of dumping series of bullshitty words that make no sense they write jokes at the end of their spam

and some of them are funny indeed

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them up and everything inside is numbered." The second said, "I think
librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything
inside is in alphabetical order." The third said, "I like to operate on
electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." The
fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless spineless,
gutless, and their heads and their ass are interchangeable."
A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive store. "Show the lady
your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in
back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady
tries it on, the owner discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that
particular fur goes for $65,000." "No problem! I'll write you a check!"
"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by
on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared." So the man and the
woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged,
"How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your
checking account!!""I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you
for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"
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enjoy these two!

[sfx1999]

What ever happened to good 'ol fashioned internet chain-mail? I used to get the funniest stuff ever on those.

[>BKA< T Wrecks]

Today I got a spam mail! *jumps up and down*

And a pretty nice one, I think. Kind of like modern free-verse poetry. Here goes:

Hello, Robyn!

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quit the second gun,
Sharon SINGH.

Gotta love the last sentence.