most funny spam you ever got
 

Got this in my mailbox in the morning... where on Earth (or beyond) will they stop???
I mean come on, that's impossible ? How can people really happen to THINK they will make money with that stuff ???:(
'don't get it.
clueless. o_O

2 to 5 inches in 2 weeks!%RND_SYB TV hjghjnbmrsaaew
 

Heres the first two out of about 50 spams in one of my accounts. Spammers really need to learn how to write decent scripts. The jibberish doesn't really encourage me to be scammed by their product/service.

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And I thought I had it bad with penis enlargements and "look 20 years younger" pills. I get plenty of other crap as well, and lots of it.>:(

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i got a metaphose one i laughed my ass off

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ROFLMAO, I imagine the company indeed ... why wouldn't I apply for beta-testing ? I'd f*ck hordes of nurses all day for Science :D :D :D

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rofl. Combine it with all those other sexy spam mails you have and you should be living happily, with millions of money and lots of beautifull women at your 'disposal' ;)

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Yeah, you mean like the ineffective non-medical method you are proposing?

Yes, doctors often do agree, but you fail to state just what they are agreeing to.

That trade marked name is sure familiar shomhow ...

Yes, and I'd trust my penis's well being to the hands of a company named CORPORATION BAHAMAS #33

http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/showfield...tate=3k867.2.2

What happend to CORPORATION BAHAMAS #32, 31, 30, 29, 28 .... ?

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Now look at this PEARL!!!!
what is fascinating with this one is that the last sentence sounds like it could make a great lot of sense, don't you think ? :D
and the "Hello distortion", really ... I would have searched for something dumb I don't think I would ever have found THAT!!! :D
*dies laughing*

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rofl that is (one of) the funniest thing(s) i have ever read.

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i opend it at school when i was supposd to be learning something and i started laughing and meh teacher came over and read it and laughed

rofl i started crying ot was soo friggin funny

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WOW, the year 2004 ... which was just 10 days ago.
LMFAO!

PMB you have the best one so far I think.

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yeah, i don't get much spam lately, blame the bu mail server! :D

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not really funny, just stupid:

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"Surely you must want some Viagra" ?

Of course, everybody wants Viagra! You want Viagra, right ? Me too, it's obvious. Even women and babies want Viagra ! I'm used to raise babies to Viagra as soon as they're 1 month old. Two pills in the yoghurt on breakfast, lunch and dinner. Everyday. Doctors agree, don't they ? :D

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Pierre-Marie Baty puts Viagra in Yogurt
Doctors Agree ...

Yup, the doctors all agree with you :D

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*slaps against forhead* OMG

sure, doctors agree, sure...

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lol i wonder what happends when a girl takes viagra

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Good morning Gordan! -I want viagra in my pants!

Hmm... doesn't have the same ring as thermal detonator...

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Technically it should, you know, get 'em excited, but it doesn't. This has puzzled the study-people as men and women work pretty much the same way when it comes to erectile tissue. Ah well, there are other drugs.

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Oh I can see the Doc' is with us... ;)

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its because women are complicated... like meh girlfriend

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Another pearl, here, the end is truely amazing :D
ROFLMAO! yeah, happy new year 2004 you too!

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This spam got through the filters today. My comments in red - viewer discretion advised. >:(

Hey!Oh my god it's been yv so long since we talked last!Really. Who the f@#k are you and what does "yv" mean?I have been wondering 5 how you have been doing? What do you think I am, a Borg? I am not Five of Five you moron!We never get a chance to see each other anymore.bge
I sent you something last time and was wondering if you got it?

If not i included it below so let me know if you like it
http://www_gowebrx_com/?rid=1002

Get back to me as soon as you can, alright?
If I only knew how to get back at you I would, trust me I really would.

Thanks

Your love!
okmdxvcd
Your "love"? WTF, you must be the dumbest spammer ever! To make it worse, you are so stupid, you can't even make up a fake name - GO BACK TO SCHOOL you dumb a$$ f*_k head.

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botmeister, I believe your lover is simply too moved to speak well :D


...wonder who are the spammers ?
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clickie clickie
Everybody should pass along the information on these 200 f***tards who are responsible of 90% of the spam on the net, so as to be able to bully them in real life.

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now this one is completely unreadable o_O
How can they possibly happen to think of making money with this ?? they're targeting the 1337 5p3/\|< audience ? or what ???
I decree the Darwin Award for breakthrough in the evolution of the species to the j@ck@ss who laid such a sh*t. EVOLUTION IS WALKING!!! TO INFINITY!! AND BEYOND!!!! wait, is it the right direction ?

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Hi folks,

*lol* nice, haven't seen spam personaly for while, if i remeber right the last was 2 weeks ago...

Cheers MeMeD
(well one should use netscape/mozilla for mail)

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i like myne

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LMFAO
BOTMEISTER HAS THE BEST ONE TO DATE!!!!!
:D :D :D :D

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I got this one about a week after the invasion of Iraq:

From: Mr. Ali Hassan Al-Majid Jr. [ali_02@epatra.com]
This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not met. The message could be strange but real, if you pay some attention to it. I could have notified you about it at least for the sake of your integrity.Please accept my apologies.In bringing this message of goodwill to you, I have to say that I have no intention of causing you any pain.


I am Mr. Ali Hassan Al-Majid Jr., son of the Ali Hassan Al-Majid "Chemical Ali" the cousin to Saddam Hussein of Iraq, whom there is wide spread speculation by the foreign media especially was killed due to bomb attack on his house. I managed to get your contact details through the internet myself. Time is of importance and I was desperately looking for a person to assist me in this confidential business. My father before the commencement of the war in Iraq had to move all his valuables such as cash and precious materials worth Hundreds of Millions of US Dollars to a security company’s vault in one of the European countries.

All documents pertaining to release of these valuables are in my name and in my possession. Before you can get access to it I have to give you the necessary documents, the password to the vault, to allow you to the vault. I am therefore soliciting your help to represent us to receive this money and transfer in bits into your account before the next government gets wind of the funds. You know my father was a stout member of the Iraqi govt. before his death.My reason for doing this is because it will be difficult for the next government to trace my father's money to an individual's account that has no relationship with the family.





I am currently and temporarily living in Iran and as refugee status, I intend to communicate with you via the internet and telephone but my access to communication facilities at this point is restricted.

Moreover, the political climate in Iran at the moment being so sensitive and tensed because of war in Iraq. When you are ready I will give you the information needed before you can get access to the 2kg of AU gold, 85g of pure Diamond and raw cash of USD50 Million America dollars.



PLEASE YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSACTION IS HIGHLY REQUIRED.

Amazingly, the retarded camel####er who sent me this actually expected me to a. believe this bullcrap, and b. actually give a crap about helping Chemical Ali and his misbegotten brood of camel-ass####ing brats.

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Good old African scam expatiates... globalization, man, globalization ;)

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LOL I'm only interested in your fathers WMD, sorry not interested. Oh, and the US dollar is now almost worthless, so again, not interested.

The spam that get's through my ISP's spam filter are using the most funny techniques to fool the filter. They leet speak or misspell all the words the spam filter looks for, and they add in phrases of nonsense using legitimate words as the means to fool the filters statistical scoring method.

Look at this latest one:

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i got one from bin laden saying to take arms against the country. dumb ass camel jockeys

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ROFLMFAO I TAKE OVER THIS CONTEST!!!

I've FOUND the BEST ONE, JUST LOOK!!
Unbelievable, isn't it ? :D :D

The contest is still running ! But doing better than this one will be REALLY HARD!!!

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Sweeper strikes again, I got myself a spam mail accaunt, lets see what has arrived today at Helldog@mail.com

Welcome helldog@mail.com
You have 112 Message(s) in your Inbox:
111 Unread Message(s),document.write(recent_msg); 111 New Message(s). Welcome helldog@mail.com
document.write(recent_msg);
now lets see what we can find

Hmmm, most of them use pictures, not text, too bad, I got lots of mails on aging, health and drugs...
Probably not the best, but good enough, mixed crap from Major Coker...

I'll give them 6 for language, best English ever, look how it all hangs together ;)
That was the best one, except the offer on Windows XP Professional 2002 for 100$... LOL.
Well, keep in mind, GameSpy is great for selling your email out to spammers.

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Ah, but mine was more poetic, let me quote it again:
you simply can't do better than that :P
http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/0/03/Aybabtu.png

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I'm going to party tonight...
(reported to SpamCop)

...oh thank you soooo much, Uncle Rummie!!! :D :D :D

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just got this one :

this mail tells me that the 'sender' loves me :D ... and both email adresses are mine ... well, that's funny, I didnt knew I'm writing short loveletters to me :D

€: I removed my email adresses so they are not in even more caches of users with nice little virusses on their hd :)

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rofl, it's always a pleasure to receive love letters from someone you like :D