You Are What You Eat - a theoretical poem by me

Brainz · **You Are What You Eat - a theoretical poem by me -** 19-02-2005

Some people say
"you are what you eat"
and so what if Beef
appears in your feast?

Beef comes from cows,
cows from a field
whats in a field?
Grass.

Suppose cows are
just what they eat
So cows are grass?
I guess its true.

We eat beef, beef from cows
cows are grass, so beef is too.
As people say, "you are what you eat"
we eat beef, so what are we?

biohazerd87 · **Re: You Are What You Eat - a theoretical poem by me -** 19-02-2005

i can think of 5 insults on that... that would probly make you cry... but i am trying to change my ways lol

Brainz · **Re: You Are What You Eat - a theoretical poem by me -** 19-02-2005

hell, it was the product of bordeom induced by waiting for 900meg to download at 100k/s...

HangFire · **Re: You Are What You Eat - a theoretical poem by me -** 19-02-2005

And I see you made a really big signature, filled with subliminal messages.

Pierre-Marie Baty · **Re: You Are What You Eat - a theoretical poem by me -** 19-02-2005

HangFire · **Re: You Are What You Eat - a theoretical poem by me -** 19-02-2005

You are what I eat,
So much flesh, so much meat!
With my hands your skull I will beat,
And leave your carcass in the street. ♫

>BKA< T Wrecks · **Re: You Are What You Eat - a theoretical poem by me -** 20-02-2005

I think that's almost good enough to apply as chief songwriter for a mediocre Death Metal / Grindcore band. 9_9

biohazerd87 · **Re: You Are What You Eat - a theoretical poem by me -** 20-02-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by >BKA< T Wrecks

I think that's almost good enough to apply as chief songwriter for a mediocre Death Metal / Grindcore band. 9_9

just throw some chicken bones down the grabage disposal and sing along

Pierre-Marie Baty · **Re: You Are What You Eat - a theoretical poem by me -** 20-02-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by HangFire

You are what I eat,
So much flesh, so much meat!
With my hands your skull I will beat,
And leave your carcass in the street. ♫

WAHAHAHAHAH!
They Hunger 3!

http://racc.bots-united.com/Lounge%2...%20I%20Eat.ogg

Exilibur · *Last edited by Exilibur; 23-02-2005 at 15:41..*

Yay poems

Made one about giraffes with a couple of friends on my ski vacation...

You see giraffes in africa are harmless plant eating animals, but giraffes in the french alps are flesh-eating mankillers!

Beware of the Giraffes
Danger is their middle name
A vicious mind they have
And they will bring you endless pain

They lure behind the trees
And watch you as you're passing by
The hunt will never cease
Too soon you'll wave you're life goodbye

You're sitting in a lift
Hiding in your big warm coat
Giraffes are very swift
Before you know they'll cut your throat

So watch out every day
Watch out although you'll be too late
To them you're only prey
You wont survive, that's blimey mate!

Let's go have a pint.