Hi i have to post this here:
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Q: How cool is FreeBSD?
A: Q. Has anyone done any temperature testing while running FreeBSD? I know Linux runs cooler than dos, but have never seen a mention of FreeBSD. It seems to run really hot.
A. No, but we have done numerous taste tests on blindfolded volunteers who have also had 250 micrograms of LSD-25 administered beforehand. 35% of the volunteers said that FreeBSD tasted sort of orange, whereas Linux tasted like purple haze. Neither group mentioned any particular variances in temperature that I can remember. We eventually had to throw the results of this survey out entirely anyway when we found that too many volunteers were wandering out of the room during the tests, thus skewing the results. I think most of the volunteers are at Apple now, working on their new ``scratch and sniff'' GUI. It's a funny old business we're in!
Q: What does 'BSD' mean?
A: It stands for something in a secret language that only members can know. It doesn't translate literally but its ok to tell you that BSD's translation is something between, 'Formula-1 Racing Team', 'Penguins are tasty snacks', and 'We have a better sense of humor than Linux.' :-)
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