[Brainz]

"There is a theory that states that if we ever discover the truth about the universe, it will immediatly be destroyed and replaced by something even more complex and confusing.

There is another theory that this has already happened"

"People commonly agreed that coming down from the trees was a mistake. Others were of the opinion that the trees had been a bad idea, and that mankind should never have left the oceans."

"This planet has, or rather had, a problem. It was this: Most of the inhabitants were unhappy for pretty much most of the time. Even the ones with digital watches. Various soultions to this problem had been suggested, most of which involved the movements of small green bits of paper which was strange, because on the whole, it wasn't the pieces of paper that were unhappy."