Bleh... what is this? This is pathetic! >
You just go and drink and listen to some motherfuckin'
ROCK'N'ROLL! Skip that stupid lawn, you don't need it anyway. Just go to some Rock'n'Roll band, freak out like hell and get drunk in the process - or vice versa, of course. No lawns, no friggin' umbrellas, no reimported beer... just some genuine make-you-happy brew and some good ole hand-made
RRRROCCK!!! No matter where you're from, no matter what beer you got - anything that does the trick for you. The only thing that matters is that you don't start liking some cheap-ass poser pussy pop music or any drinks that might be associated with it.
For crying out loud, is the world forgetting what getting drunk is all about? Sheesh.
WUUAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *freaking out* 8D
I - I - I'm on my way to Rock City
I - I - I'm on my way, you can't stop me now....
(Bettie Ford)