this is just sick.. :p
Closest i've had to what you are describing, was when i ripped an entire toenail off in a swimming pool without noticing.. (I noticed when there was a red trail following me.. and so did everyone else ;/)
But was that the end of it? NOOOO! it got infected.. the entire toe when a deep pulsating red, with loads of green coming from the nail bed.. lovely experiance
(Meh, you're all being sick.. i might as well join in

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