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Exilibur · *Last edited by Exilibur; 23-02-2005 at 15:41..*

Yay poems

Made one about giraffes with a couple of friends on my ski vacation...

You see giraffes in africa are harmless plant eating animals, but giraffes in the french alps are flesh-eating mankillers!

Beware of the Giraffes
Danger is their middle name
A vicious mind they have
And they will bring you endless pain

They lure behind the trees
And watch you as you're passing by
The hunt will never cease
Too soon you'll wave you're life goodbye

You're sitting in a lift
Hiding in your big warm coat
Giraffes are very swift
Before you know they'll cut your throat

So watch out every day
Watch out although you'll be too late
To them you're only prey
You wont survive, that's blimey mate!

Let's go have a pint.

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Exilibur Arnfred Status: Offline Posts: 292 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Malling, Denmark	Re: You Are What You Eat - a theoretical poem by me - 23-02-2005 Yay poems Made one about giraffes with a couple of friends on my ski vacation... You see giraffes in africa are harmless plant eating animals, but giraffes in the french alps are flesh-eating mankillers! Beware of the Giraffes Danger is their middle name A vicious mind they have And they will bring you endless pain They lure behind the trees And watch you as you're passing by The hunt will never cease Too soon you'll wave you're life goodbye You're sitting in a lift Hiding in your big warm coat Giraffes are very swift Before you know they'll cut your throat So watch out every day Watch out although you'll be too late To them you're only prey You wont survive, that's blimey mate! Let's go have a pint. A greyscale with just one color? Heaven must surely be a dull place. This calls for an extraordinary mix of psychology and extreme violence! Last edited by Exilibur; 23-02-2005 at 15:41..