Some random crap i dug up from one of my webservers :p
PHP Code:
function mt_diff($a, $b)
{
// Function designed to confuse the FUCK outta anyone.
list($am, $ai) = explode(' ', $a);
list($bm, $bi) = explode(' ', $b);
if ($ai > $bi) {
return ($ai - $bi) + ($am - $bm);
} elseif ($ai == $bi) {
if ($am > $bm) {
return ($ai - $bi) + ($am - $bm);
} elseif ($am < $bm) {
return ($bi - $ai) + ($bm - $am);
} else {
return 0;
}
} else {
return ($bi - $ai) + ($bm - $am);
}
}
And theres always this one..
PHP Code:
// kthx..
die(); // !!!!