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@$3.1415rin 27-01-2004 21:21
Have a nice flight, Nova
 
Hey Nova, have a nice trip next week :D

( As we all know, he's going to Australia )

Now that I know what the text was like ... I would have visited you on your party :D but you never know beforehand :)
And no need to say goodbye from here, right ? 'Guess it won't take long until you got back the vital parts of life, like electricity, internet connection, ....

@$3.1415rin

PS: dont take that poll too serious, but this had to be done :P

Rick 27-01-2004 21:28
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
yeah have a nice flight and don't get ill ;)

Pierre-Marie Baty 27-01-2004 22:08
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
HE WILL GET ILL!!! THE KANGAROO FLU!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
*cough* erm, right.

Nova 28-01-2004 09:59
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pierre-Marie Baty
HE WILL GET ILL!!! THE KANGAROO FLU!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
*cough* erm, right.
Thanks guys :)

(maximum one week it will take me to get a girl, you know me joe ;) )

And the party was amazing ... :)

Pierre-Marie Baty 28-01-2004 10:50
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
who's the enlightened weirdo who voted "one week" ?

impossible.

If Nova is THAT good, then better make ourselves monks.

Nova 28-01-2004 11:02
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pierre-Marie Baty
who's the enlightened weirdo who voted "one week" ?

impossible.

If Nova is THAT good, then better make ourselves monks.
ROFL. Have a nice life in the monastery PM ... :)

stefanhendriks 28-01-2004 23:31
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
i voted for the 'ill' one, as i cannot bare the thought that Nova CAN have a girl that fast. OMG. Did ya know we have a word for that? "player"...

erm, so Nova is a Player? So would that mean he IS also a cBaseEntity? OMG. right, i really need some sleep.

Pierre-Marie Baty 29-01-2004 08:12
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
Code:
void CBaseNova::Think ()
{
  // main routine (light neural cell consumption)
  if (!trapped_girlfriend)
          Hunt (); // TODO: implement a single man countdown timer for entity self-destruction
  else
          Happy (); // smiles exxageratedly, dances around, puts garbage in IRC
}
 
 
void CBaseNova::Hunt ()
{
  int i;
  people_t *pChick;
 
  // cycle through all chicks
  for (i = 0; i < World->maxPopulation; i++)
  {
          pChick = &World->Population[i]; // quick access to chick
 
          if (pChick->sex == SEX_MALE)
                continue; // discard males (Nova isn't gay AFAIK)
 
          if ((pChick->Pussy->v.origin - self->Dick->v.origin).Length () > 500)
                continue; // discard chick if too far for Nova to shag her
 
          if (pChick->is_whore)
                ShagAndThrowAway (); // don't count this as a real chick
 
          TrapChick (pChick); // attempt to trap this chick
 
          if (pChick->not_trapped)
                printf ("OMG BAITCH FUKOFF WTF LOLOL UGLY WHORE FUKFUKFUCK\n"); // Nova did not succeed with this one
 
          else
          {
                printf ("Hello %s, you're cute, do you mind if I pay you a drink ?\n", pChick->name);
                trapped_girlfriend = TRUE;
                Shag (pChick); // shag as soon as she's trapped
                return; // don't look any further
          }
  }
 
  printf ("DAMNIT, no shaggable girl around!\n");
  self->countdown--; // Nova gotta find a g/f quick
  MoveElsewhere (); // Australia, for example...
 
  return;
}
this is a hell of an AI indeed...

Nova 29-01-2004 09:55
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
ROFL

/me goes APESHIT and suggestest to PM he should start running away quickly, as im flying via Paris you short-lifed little Frenchman ;)

Pierre-Marie Baty 29-01-2004 10:04
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
I'm waiting for you with a pack of beer in each hand ;)


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