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Funny Silly Programmer Jokes
A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination." The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive." The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem." Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again." ================================================== Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: Friedrichs and Magnus in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first". ================================================== == A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg. There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: "I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!" ================================================== === Q: Why Client Server Computing is like Teenage Sex A1: It is on everybody's mind all the time. A2: Everyone is talking about it all the time. A3: Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it. A4: Almost no one is really doing it. A5: The few who are doing it are: doing it poorly; sure it will be better next time; not practicing it safely. |
Re: Funny Silly Programmer Jokes
Somewhat in the same vein - read THIS. :)
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Re: Funny Silly Programmer Jokes
Hilarious Maleficus:) but check this out:
Software Development Cycle
A grade school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor." "That's wonderful. How about you, Amy?" Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman." "Thank you, Amy" said the teacher. "What does your parent do, Billy?" Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse." The teacher was aghast and went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation. Billy's dad said, "I'm actually a system programmer specializing in TCP/IP communication protocol on UNIX systems. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?" ================================================== ===== A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish." The programmer told him : I want you to construct for me a Bridge between L.A and Tokyo! The genie responded, "Uhh , do you have an idea how much work this is going to take? I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits." The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes" Genie: "Hmmm , How wide do you want the Bridge?" |
Re: Funny Silly Programmer Jokes
very nice :)
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Re: Funny Silly Programmer Jokes
Happy to hear that you liked them ,TruB:clown:
I'll post some new in the future. |
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