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@$3.1415rin 27-01-2004 21:21
Have a nice flight, Nova
 
Hey Nova, have a nice trip next week :D

( As we all know, he's going to Australia )

Now that I know what the text was like ... I would have visited you on your party :D but you never know beforehand :)
And no need to say goodbye from here, right ? 'Guess it won't take long until you got back the vital parts of life, like electricity, internet connection, ....

@$3.1415rin

PS: dont take that poll too serious, but this had to be done :P

Rick 27-01-2004 21:28
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
yeah have a nice flight and don't get ill ;)

Pierre-Marie Baty 27-01-2004 22:08
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
HE WILL GET ILL!!! THE KANGAROO FLU!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
*cough* erm, right.

Nova 28-01-2004 09:59
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pierre-Marie Baty
HE WILL GET ILL!!! THE KANGAROO FLU!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
*cough* erm, right.
Thanks guys :)

(maximum one week it will take me to get a girl, you know me joe ;) )

And the party was amazing ... :)

Pierre-Marie Baty 28-01-2004 10:50
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
who's the enlightened weirdo who voted "one week" ?

impossible.

If Nova is THAT good, then better make ourselves monks.

Nova 28-01-2004 11:02
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pierre-Marie Baty
who's the enlightened weirdo who voted "one week" ?

impossible.

If Nova is THAT good, then better make ourselves monks.
ROFL. Have a nice life in the monastery PM ... :)

stefanhendriks 28-01-2004 23:31
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
i voted for the 'ill' one, as i cannot bare the thought that Nova CAN have a girl that fast. OMG. Did ya know we have a word for that? "player"...

erm, so Nova is a Player? So would that mean he IS also a cBaseEntity? OMG. right, i really need some sleep.

Pierre-Marie Baty 29-01-2004 08:12
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
Code:
void CBaseNova::Think ()
{
  // main routine (light neural cell consumption)
  if (!trapped_girlfriend)
          Hunt (); // TODO: implement a single man countdown timer for entity self-destruction
  else
          Happy (); // smiles exxageratedly, dances around, puts garbage in IRC
}
 
 
void CBaseNova::Hunt ()
{
  int i;
  people_t *pChick;
 
  // cycle through all chicks
  for (i = 0; i < World->maxPopulation; i++)
  {
          pChick = &World->Population[i]; // quick access to chick
 
          if (pChick->sex == SEX_MALE)
                continue; // discard males (Nova isn't gay AFAIK)
 
          if ((pChick->Pussy->v.origin - self->Dick->v.origin).Length () > 500)
                continue; // discard chick if too far for Nova to shag her
 
          if (pChick->is_whore)
                ShagAndThrowAway (); // don't count this as a real chick
 
          TrapChick (pChick); // attempt to trap this chick
 
          if (pChick->not_trapped)
                printf ("OMG BAITCH FUKOFF WTF LOLOL UGLY WHORE FUKFUKFUCK\n"); // Nova did not succeed with this one
 
          else
          {
                printf ("Hello %s, you're cute, do you mind if I pay you a drink ?\n", pChick->name);
                trapped_girlfriend = TRUE;
                Shag (pChick); // shag as soon as she's trapped
                return; // don't look any further
          }
  }
 
  printf ("DAMNIT, no shaggable girl around!\n");
  self->countdown--; // Nova gotta find a g/f quick
  MoveElsewhere (); // Australia, for example...
 
  return;
}
this is a hell of an AI indeed...

Nova 29-01-2004 09:55
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
ROFL

/me goes APESHIT and suggestest to PM he should start running away quickly, as im flying via Paris you short-lifed little Frenchman ;)

Pierre-Marie Baty 29-01-2004 10:04
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
I'm waiting for you with a pack of beer in each hand ;)

Nova 29-01-2004 10:06
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pierre-Marie Baty
I'm waiting for you with a pack of beer in each hand ;)
OK, thats more like it :)

@$3.1415rin 03-02-2004 16:51
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
let's see when he's back online

Pierre-Marie Baty 03-02-2004 18:40
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
who falsified this poll? :D last time I saw it only one person had voted "1 week"... and I bet I know who is that person

bah, anyway... we're starting to feel lonely, my packs of beer and me... 9_9

@$3.1415rin 03-02-2004 19:53
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
shall I send you some math scripts which you can learn for me ? that'd be cool :P

@$3.1415rin 07-04-2004 10:40
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
now this thread even resulted in entries in the wiki ... oh god, what did I do ? ;)

Nova 08-04-2004 03:44
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 


Quote:
sebastian

a.k.a Sebastian "Chillout/Megabytes/Nova/Sebel" Juerges.

Friendly fella of german origin, studying Computer Science in Australia. Absolute perfectionist when it comes to Computers, especially folder structures.

Has generously offered his broadband server to host all Bots United. Thank you dude!

Likes: Fiddling around with parts of computers

Hates: People with more than 5 icons on their desktop AND People with more processes running under linux than the alphabet has got (goddamn memory hoggers)

Special ability: Gets along scaringly well with girls. For a nerd like him, this is somewhat challenging. If you're a nerd too, you should be worried. If you're a girl, run for your life!
OMG; i just read that. Thats not waht i wrote ! PMB:

Firstly: you got a good ability to see whats ging on ..
Secondly: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE U CRAZY FRENCHMAN :)

Tose things need to be kept quiet otherwise i will LOSE that ability .... :)

Seb

Pierre-Marie Baty 08-04-2004 10:10
Re: Have a nice flight, Nova
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nova
Quote:
If you're a girl, run for your life!
Secondly: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE U CRAZY FRENCHMAN :)
Turning homo now ? I should perhaps run for my ass instead 8o :P :D


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