Kiss me I'm #!@*faced
 

Just so biohazerd isn't the only one who can enjoy me in my full alcoholic glory, I just decided to open a spam thread all by myself.

Why?

Oh, we just celebrated a friend's birthday with a shitload of good music and beer. Started at 8 pm; now it's 8 am and I went home about 20 minutes ago. Drunk like hell, but somehow I don't feel anything - except a strange and undefinable longing for the next beer.

Btw, two days ago, I finished my diploma with a grade of 1,4 (where 1,0 is the best and 5,0 is the worst), and right now I'm listening to the song the title of which you can read in the thread title. At earthshaking volume, I might add. Neighbours? Oh, come on. Get real. About time to get up for those suckers anyway. Afterwards, I think I'm gonna repeat the entire "Blackout" CD by the unbeatable Dropkick Murphys. Any problems with that? Go soak your heads.

You can sue me now. Jeez, I feel better already. Wait, there's one more thing I wanted to mention.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!! 8D Aaaaaarrrrrrrr!

*freaks out*

*thinks a second*

*realizes there's not much brain amputee potential left on the scale anyhow*

*pops another beer*

*burps*

*freaks out anyway*

Did I mention I somehow love you all in a non-sexual way? Whoa, don't run away. It's just me. I'm gonna be fine tomorrow....

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Good morning, my hayfever is kicking in I'm very tired and I feel godawful. Gotta go to Jitsu in an our, where I may well be very sick.

I celebrated a mate's birthday last saturday. It was fun, we got very pissed then attacked by a couple of thugs. I was pissed, so I couldn't dodge and by balance was shot. I did not fight back, though I had to restrain myself. If I hadn't been so angry at them, I would probably have mauled them completely, it's just I wasn't scared, just angry -darkside and all that.

They punched like drunk old women but I still fell on the kerb and twisted my leg. Ow.

Well, never again, y'hear? do not turn the other cheek it'll get you killed!

I've got exams coming up. I'm so screwed and here I am wired to hell. bah.

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waiting for the next train to take me to the school (which wont come until 4 ours).. so i can finish, i mean start the report that should be done at midnight.. which it might.. but it will be bad as always.. and i have no idea what to put in it.. i could have written it in at home.. but i need word.. and i lend it to a freind who havent manage to give it back..

a test coming up i dont know what it will be about.. i have a clue.. but its a retest because i failed last time.. mostly because it was 4 days earlier then expected and hadnt read anything.. still dont know what its about..

till thuesday have to redo 2 animations.. and do one completly which means hours of work to reach a score of 4 of 5 possible.. which could mean that i actually get any grades at all.. i keep thinking im here to learn rather then get grades...

wheres that beer?-.-

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Ya know, my freind always told me that if you ever get a hangover, you should take an aspirin (not the member, you freakin' idiot!) and some pain killer medication for the headache. Unfortunately, sometimes he put the pain killer in a glass of water and swallowed the aspirin (that went down bubbling)... 9_9

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Who's talking about a hangover? Not me. I feel fine. That's the strangest thing about it: I drank enough to get really wasted and suffer from a bad hangover. However, I feel no sign of a headache or anything. Well, all the better. Sometimes you drink half and suffer double, sometimes it's the other way round. 9_9

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Maybe your body became hangover-resistant? ;):P

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i never had an hangover... unless you talk aboout tiredness which is nothing weird for me since im always tired.. (who is putting sleeping pills in my food??)

one of the wildest parties i been to, i went the day after going skating with some friends.. around 10 kilometers..they didnt party however.. i didnt feel a thing.. the only thing i kind asked myself was.. why is this bed so small and who is that gal next to me..

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How do people pronounce that anyway? Everyone I know always pronounces it "asprin", but maybe that just my Canadian showing.

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For a moment I thought you were telling us to take an asprin, but don't tuck it under your foreskin. Don't worry, I won't.

If you don't have a hangover, there are two reasons.

1) You are not dehydrated.

2) You are still very pissed, and not very dehydrated. (likey, you usually shift about 1 unit an hour).

£) (realised there were more and used a different symbol. It's not a typo damnit!) -you've been drink ing hard drinks and the alcohol is crystalised in your liver/kidneys/...? (can't remember exactly.) Wait a few hours, drink some water and you can get pissed again at no extra cost. 8)

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correct.

I've just swirtched my contacts for gallsses, so have fun whicl eI space out in the corver.

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I love you too wrecks.

Nothing like coming home from a party, sitting down in front of the computer and posting on bu... :P

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Jeez, what do you wanna do on a Sunday morning @ 8 am when the weather is horrible, you're alone in the house and you can't sleep? 9_9 I'd rather post on BU in such a situation than start knitting socks...

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i'd do this all the time, but the laptop literally takes 15-20 minutes to load.

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this isn't even a bad one... you should see some of the ones i get in my inbox.... i am afrid to read some of them for fear he will burn down my house or something... this really doesn't supprise me.. oh and happy mothers day foo's:P

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wrong thread? ;)

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Leagle, that is one of the most useful posts I've seen in a LOOONG time !!!

I'll sleep wiser tonight !!

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Well, one does one's best you know old boy!

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not the wrong thread... as BKA stated about me... see when BKA is drunk he usually sends a PM to me.... not posting a thread... so i was saying i have all kinds of drunk PM's from BKA

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ah... right, it's a "coming of age friendship" story. ;)

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RRRggg... "all kinds of PMs"... now that's an exaggeration if I ever heard one. You have one, maybe even (!) two.

You should know that this biohazerd guy is incredible... I already told him in a non-drunk PM (yes, they do exist, too!) that by the way he exaggerates, I bet he tells his friends that he has hundreds of parents. 9_9

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who knows ? :D

*runs*

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hahaha!

I screwed the exam, btw. I knew my stuff, but I just couldn't read the paper! I swear, I must have read everything 11 times! (I also crossed out 2 of my answers by mistake and had to rewrite them, which didn't help.)

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BU is a bad influence on you.

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actaully...i think i have like 5... and no i am not kidding.. 5 PM's whenyou where drunk BKA

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Yea, right... maybe "drunk mail", copy of "drunk mail", copy of copy of "drunk mail", copy of copy of copy of "drunk mail".

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i will expose you... 8o :P 8)

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And I'm a good influence on it! (If by "good" you mean dressing up in black and watching fights in pubs.)

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LOL, that reminds me of the math exam that pwn3d me like a n00b... :P

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It really was apalling.

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I think this is the only place where someone would say that a math exam "pwned them like a n00b".

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Well, maybe in some other CS forum someone will say that the exam sux0red teh big111. 9_9

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hah! Well, mine prwn3d me like a n00b!