!!!Virus Alert - Blond Virus!!!
 

There have been emails cotaining the w32.blond.b virus spreading across the internet. The email contains the following text:

However you may feel, DO NOT FOLLOW the instructions.

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omg that fu*king rocks

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its old.. but here we would call it the norweigen virus..

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I'd better update my anti-virus.

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A group of jitsuka decided to go on a trip to somewhere that would interest me (hah!) in a double decker bus. The blondes, being the typical, butt-of-all-jokes types take the top deck for themselves.

A few hours later, Toff decides to check on the absurdly quiet upper deck. The blondes are ashen, gripping the seats in front as if their lives depended on it! "What are you doing!?" Toff asks. "We're having a great time but you look like somebody has died!"
"It's all right for you," one says, "but we've got no bloody driver!"

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Rofl :D

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At a trafficlight.

Brown-haired girl: it's green.
Blonde: ... [no reaction]
Brown: I say hey, it's green!
Blonde: ...
Brown: hey, wake up! Look! It's green!
Blonde: weeeell I don't know! A frog perhaps?

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A blonde girl in a quiz show... and lots of blondes are in the audience, too...
The showmaster aks "How much is 2+2?"
The blonde girl thinks... and thinks... and finally answers: "3?"
The showmaster tells her she's wrong, but all the blonde girls in the audience start shouting: "Give her one more chance! Giver her one more chance!"
So he asks her again, and she answers: "5!" Right when he finally wants to tell her she's out, the blonde women in the audience once again shout "Give her one more chance! Giver her one more chance!"
So the showmaster says: "Ok, but this is DEFINITELY the last one! So, how much is 2+2?"
The blonde girl thinks for a long time and finally says: "4...?"
And the blonde audience shouts: "Give her one more chance! Giver her one more chance!"
:D

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well, there is also a "german" version of a "manual" virus

€: btw, CF's answer to this email, long time ago : http://www.mamselle.ca/error.html

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What happens when a blonde crosses the border from France to Germany ?
the average IQ of both countries increases...
(highlight for the answer)


/me starts running

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Thats a Holland/Belgium joke:

If Luxembourg joined Belgium, the IQ of both countries would increase.

That is, of course, Luxembourg (sp? it's late) THE PROVINCE, not the country.

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Heyyo,

Heh, my turn, 2 classics ;)

There's 3 chicks in the 3rd grade... a redhead, a blonde, and a brunette, which is the hottest?

- The blonde, she's 19. :)


2nd joke: What's the difference between a limo and a blonde?

- I havn't been inna limo before. :D

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last one is nice :D

what's the difference between a blonde and a paint brush ?
with a paint brush, you wet the hair up to the stick ; with a blonde, you wet the rod up to the hair.

I hope there are not too many children around :|

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I didn't get it... ???:(


:P

:D

Pierre, don't make me travel to France and increase your country's IQ twice - the first time by crossing the border, the second time by dropping you into a lake with a concrete swimsuit... :D

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rofl, i especially like the dropping part :P

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Oooh, France and Germany are off to war again!

//Could follow up with an insult, but will remain neutral.

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Never again. You know, in the time after WWII, the term "French-German friendship" became a standard term in our diplomatic relation... and don't forget that France and Germany stood united against Bush!

Nah, no war... but a little squabble once in a while makes life so much more interesting... :D

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I don't think Europe will be in war again (atleast, countries in Europe wont fight other European countries).

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well Ukraine looks awfully close to a civil war...

but now were talking about blondes, Here's some puzzles: :D

http://www.digital-laughter.com/blonde.htm

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Write on a piece of paper "how do you keep a blonde busy? see other side" on both sides of the paper.

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why blondes who work in an office have chronical pain in the back ?

it takes muscle to carry their computer screen to the photocopier each time they want to print a Word document.

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Heyyo,

Heh, ok, this ain't a blonde joke, but I like it cause it's dirty and hella funny. :P

Ok, so this guy works at a pickle factory, and one day they get a new pickle slicer, and the guy, keeps wanting to put is dick in this new pickle slicer, so he goes home, and his bud sees the guy all tied up with something so he asks him, "Dude, what's wrong? and so the guy tells his bud, "Man, I can't stop thinking about putting my dick in the pickle slicker!" and his bud says, "... ok?"

A few days later, the guy finally loses control and puts his dick in the pickle slicker, and he gets caught and gets fired. He goes home, all sad, and he tells his bud, "Dude, I got fired from the Pickle factory, I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer..." and his bud says, "What about the pickle slicer?" and the guy says, "Well... she got fired too!" :D

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Hah I'm going to have to use that one later.

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why is a cello better than a violin?
It burns for longer.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Abm (A flat minor)

What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
AbM (A flat Major)

What do you see if you look up a Soprano's skirt?
A Tennor

OK, they probably mean nothing to you if you're not musical.

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Haha, good one, MarD! :D Too bad this joke doesn't work in German... :(

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hehe good ones Brainz! :)

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I'm not musical. Those were over my head.

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@ HangFire: A flat minor = a flat miner... :D

@ Brainz: Nice ones!

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?.............


wave to her......



THE LIST OF WOMENS RIGHTS
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when you're on the road.

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backup.

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ammo.

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use it.

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WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

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muhaha

if only I could remember some :(