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WHY ARE WE STILL THERE?
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Every day there are news reports about more deaths.
Every night on TV there are photos of death and destruction.

Why are we still there?

We occupied this land, which we had to take by force, but it causes us nothing but trouble.

Why are we still there?

Many of our children go there and never come back.

Why are we still there?

Their government is unstable, and they have unpredictable leadership.

Why are we still there?

Many of their people are uncivilized.

Why are we still there?

The place is subject to natural disasters, to which we are supposed to bail them out.

Why are we still there?

There are more than 1000 religious sects, which we do not understand.

Why are we still there?

Their folkways, foods and fads are unfathomable to ordinary Americans.

Why are we still there?

We can't even secure the borders.

Why are we still there?

They are billions of dollars in debt and it will cost billions more to rebuild, which we can't afford.

Why are we still there?

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It is becoming clear...

WE MUST PULL OUT OF CALIFORNIA!!!
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(Saw this @ another forum, couldn't resist...) :D

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lol well it could be easily "Iraq" as well. :P

anyway , roflmao :D

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Whats wrong with California???
I'm living here and haven't heard about deaths or any natural disasters recently...

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Hehehe, I knew you would protest. Or maybe confirm all that stuff... :P
Well, all I can say is that I don't know what's wrong with California because I've never been there and cannot possibly judge any of this. Oh, wait, there IS something terribly wrong about California: It's too friggin' for away for a nice weekend trip from Europe...
Don't take it personally - I just thought the end was a nice surprise effect. :D And besides I'm sure some American made this up... ;)

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http://strony.aster.pl/tadzio/stfu.jpg
1234:D

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nice

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lol

Governator II: Judgment Day :D

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Oh shit you just jinxed yourself. I would know I do that a lot.

/me lives in Pennsylvania

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Kedat That Pic Rules!

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awsome pic

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Nice ones:)

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I'd love to see Arrrrnold as Pres of the USA.

About Iraq ...

Borrows quote from his movie Commando (1985)
"I lied".

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[QUOTE=botmeister]I'd love to see Arrrrnold as Pres of the USA.[QUOTE]

*cough*Demolition man*cough*

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wtf ? I thought it was Stallone who was in Demolition Man

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it is..
http://imdb.com/title/tt0106697/

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Demolition man... in which Arnie was a former prez...

lol, I just had a vision of a depressed looking bloke with an umbrella there. hehe

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theres supposed to be some huge earthquake in september here in cali