.:: Bots United ::. - the 3 word story..

only a collection of what has been posted..
took awhile...
all posts should be inserted.. even bad ones that made no sense.. i think.. o_O

"Once upon a time..
I went out
to fetch some
fishes in a can,
which seemed a bit
lousy, but I
just went on
to grab some
for my cat
since it was
so hungry that
all the mice
went to buy
a whole lot of
small disguises for
the cs game
. but the cat
, smart as always,
inventend some superb
fake hossies, that
can eat huge
func_gabenewells for dinner
, which are often
a bit too
i have teeth
which somehow cannot
fit into the
smellly
oopzzzz ERROR LOL SRY ?!?
occured crashing hl
cause steam sucks
, not to mention
all the OS's but...
my cat dont
although cats are
four legged creatures
and the whole
body cannot be supported
by a pencil
unless you slaughter
your sexy daughter
its most delicate
when your wife
wants to do
walk into the
her fist in
that book sucked...

His name is Gordon
and he is a
old guy with
a REALLY BIG
crowbar which he
beated alyx with
because she wouldn't
get in the
beach buggy and
drive like a mad
cow through the
whole level. Instead
she just decided
to wait for
the only man
(that is me) - PMB
the helpless creture
that's wheelchair bound
since that accident
. But now I
gordon and wheelchair
strolling down the
highway to hell !
Alas, there were
2 agants from
Heaven in as MIB
which I immediately recognized :
as Roger Rabbit & Friends
fighting Chaos himself
using a big feather
to bitch slap
his face bunnyhopping.
In order to
win the war
against all evil.
Unfortunately, everyone knows
that TruB is
not keen enough on
runnning along the
alley filled with
stupid, nagging, but
suprisingly neat lights
. Not very far
, which were all --- stefan skipped..
from texas @ Valve
a strange sense of
different feeling for
thier inability to
meet any deadline,
has caused trouble
among all those
problems with Steam
, the only solution
for gordon and
Alyx seems to
run to the hills
where birds are (merry).. - extra word from sPiOrYgOn
and fly away
to the beach
to watch the
ichtyosaurs at twillight.
The vavle agents,
who make great
kangaroos for dinner
were helping Roger Rabbit
to search his
halflife folder for
installing his aimbot.
But then he
found a red,
dot on the radar
of his car
indicated that something
strange was going
"ohhhhhh" in bedroom
. three happy pirates
with their cam
started to shoot
the final scene
using BulletTime(tm) Fights
, after awhile they
they realized that
the bullets went faster
then one can
fall down to
his knees and suck
the camera lens
with his enormous
papaya lips that
even your momma
would die for
but only when she
saw his enormous
boots, she knew
that she wasnt
going to be
be very happy
when he would try
get into her
house because it
was burning as
desire of horny rabbit
that could easily
go hop on a
sleeping Stefan (which
he would enjoy )
. This is getting
very weird said;
and out of hand !
But this shall
go on right
where it belongs
, which is not
in my backyard.
The backyard itself
is the darkest
haunted rabbit cemetary
that was ever
created by humans,
as a military memorial
Genetically-modified rabbits were
going to conquer
good ol' bill's
wine cellar for
his beloved monica
who just got
a degree in
alcoholism from MIT
that she used
for getting back
to work at cementary
where her uncle was
a grey zombie.
The sky was
crystalclear after they
played knifey knifey,
using blunt carrots.
The ground started
to shake and
out came obelisk,
that no one
really ever knew
what happend to
the ground below.
On a beautifull day
the lich king,
also known as
Pierre-Marie Baty decided
plant dead trees
inside his unwaypointed
future would be
so that the lichs
could spread into..
everyone's email inbox
consuming all bytes
to hit points..
and 0wn j000000!!!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately Paladin Antivirus
had a bad encounter
with influenza and
and raped your
brain through mouth
(couldn't reach it
since it wasn't
close to your
brain eating worm
).So a straw
was inserted through
his new symbiot
to try to
fly away to
dust2 where all
other counter-terrorists where
dancing on the
pool table that
George W. Bush himself
made for his
grand son who actually
killed-self with worldspawn
so the round needed to
restarted but admin
was on holiday
and no one
blew up and
died while the anonymous
cheater planted the
flowers in the
mind of a believer
that never saw
the light of
manhattan with its
enormous dirty hills
full of dollar bills
and trashy blondes
who pay you
enough foodstamps to
feed the 3rd world
population. it's better
to know then
not knowing what
is wrong with
all those people
who drive there
porsche 911 boxster's
cruising at high
rpm without caring
if the bold guy
is tied behind
the rear axle!
who is actually not
a real carpenter but
nobody is supposed
to know about his
personal interference with
Stefan's girlfriend (SUPPOSEDLY!)
and his dad
who's been hiding
but I found him!!! ---- PMB
unfair as it
, he was bathing
naked during a
dirt spraying firefight.
But this wasnt
a time for
getting to bed
all dirty like that.
, nor even bathing.
and smelling like ...
a hot dog with
fries and bluecheese
but besides that
he should be
checkin out the
doorway that's close
with a trigger from
a func_illusionary that
resides in the
wall of a large
unfinished office complex
that was replaced
by a statue of
'The Wall', the
barbarians used to
paint the statue
with a checked color
that looked horrible
, but then they
saw the light
from a long ranged
satalite in space
sent by the USSR
then a agent
from Cortés department
with special powers
that can turn
water into wine
with his pierced hands
and black suit,
pierre-marie was his
roommate in college
, therefore he hasnt
learned anything useful
about poly-frinol technology
and everything else
Instead of studying,
he likes better
to throw stuff
at his teachers
while they are
breakdancing on the
School Directors desk.
There Pierre's mom
subsitute for Mr
dick the mean
and evil brother of...
pierre-marie-baty
didnt teach the
asian kids to
finish Nike shoes
while they were
watchin Swedish Porn.
and having fun with
their chinese food
,besides that the evil
Jet Li kicked
Adrian on his
smoothed out butt
in the cornholio
and he said "ahh you @##%#@@ bastage!" -------- adrian
" so Jet Li "
picked up his
hand with his
kick*** kungpow moves
taken from the movie
Tarentino's "Kill Bill"
and "Kill bill2"
the weird thing about
Jet Li is
that SoUlFaThEr loves
licking fucking smelly
ummmm ummmm ummmm ------- soulfather
strawberry's from his
girlfriends pretty little
dog when he
tried to pee
got a hernia
and broke his neck.
Adrian turns green
cuz the gas
went up $200"

keep it going..
weird story!