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why blondes who work in an office have chronical pain in the back ?

it takes muscle to carry their computer screen to the photocopier each time they want to print a Word document.

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Heyyo,

Heh, ok, this ain't a blonde joke, but I like it cause it's dirty and hella funny. :P

Ok, so this guy works at a pickle factory, and one day they get a new pickle slicer, and the guy, keeps wanting to put is dick in this new pickle slicer, so he goes home, and his bud sees the guy all tied up with something so he asks him, "Dude, what's wrong? and so the guy tells his bud, "Man, I can't stop thinking about putting my dick in the pickle slicker!" and his bud says, "... ok?"

A few days later, the guy finally loses control and puts his dick in the pickle slicker, and he gets caught and gets fired. He goes home, all sad, and he tells his bud, "Dude, I got fired from the Pickle factory, I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer..." and his bud says, "What about the pickle slicer?" and the guy says, "Well... she got fired too!" :D

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Hah I'm going to have to use that one later.

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why is a cello better than a violin?
It burns for longer.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Abm (A flat minor)

What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
AbM (A flat Major)

What do you see if you look up a Soprano's skirt?
A Tennor

OK, they probably mean nothing to you if you're not musical.

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Haha, good one, MarD! :D Too bad this joke doesn't work in German... :(

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hehe good ones Brainz! :)

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I'm not musical. Those were over my head.

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@ HangFire: A flat minor = a flat miner... :D

@ Brainz: Nice ones!

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?.............


wave to her......



THE LIST OF WOMENS RIGHTS
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EOD





The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

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muhaha

if only I could remember some :(