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Thats a Holland/Belgium joke:

If Luxembourg joined Belgium, the IQ of both countries would increase.

That is, of course, Luxembourg (sp? it's late) THE PROVINCE, not the country.

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Heyyo,

Heh, my turn, 2 classics ;)

There's 3 chicks in the 3rd grade... a redhead, a blonde, and a brunette, which is the hottest?

- The blonde, she's 19. :)


2nd joke: What's the difference between a limo and a blonde?

- I havn't been inna limo before. :D

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last one is nice :D

what's the difference between a blonde and a paint brush ?
with a paint brush, you wet the hair up to the stick ; with a blonde, you wet the rod up to the hair.

I hope there are not too many children around :|

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I didn't get it... ???:(


:P

:D

Pierre, don't make me travel to France and increase your country's IQ twice - the first time by crossing the border, the second time by dropping you into a lake with a concrete swimsuit... :D

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rofl, i especially like the dropping part :P

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Oooh, France and Germany are off to war again!

//Could follow up with an insult, but will remain neutral.

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Never again. You know, in the time after WWII, the term "French-German friendship" became a standard term in our diplomatic relation... and don't forget that France and Germany stood united against Bush!

Nah, no war... but a little squabble once in a while makes life so much more interesting... :D

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I don't think Europe will be in war again (atleast, countries in Europe wont fight other European countries).

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well Ukraine looks awfully close to a civil war...

but now were talking about blondes, Here's some puzzles: :D

http://www.digital-laughter.com/blonde.htm

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Write on a piece of paper "how do you keep a blonde busy? see other side" on both sides of the paper.