Have a nice flight, Nova

[@$3.1415rin]

Hey Nova, have a nice trip next week

( As we all know, he's going to Australia )

Now that I know what the text was like ... I would have visited you on your party but you never know beforehand
And no need to say goodbye from here, right ? 'Guess it won't take long until you got back the vital parts of life, like electricity, internet connection, ....

@$3.1415rin

PS: dont take that poll too serious, but this had to be done

[Rick]

yeah have a nice flight and don't get ill

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

HE WILL GET ILL!!! THE KANGAROO FLU!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*cough* erm, right.

[Nova]

Originally Posted by Pierre-Marie Baty

HE WILL GET ILL!!! THE KANGAROO FLU!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*cough* erm, right.

Thanks guys

(maximum one week it will take me to get a girl, you know me joe )

And the party was amazing ...

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

who's the enlightened weirdo who voted "one week" ?

impossible.

If Nova is THAT good, then better make ourselves monks.

[Nova]

Originally Posted by Pierre-Marie Baty

who's the enlightened weirdo who voted "one week" ?

impossible.

If Nova is THAT good, then better make ourselves monks.

. Have a nice life in the monastery PM ...

[stefanhendriks]

i voted for the 'ill' one, as i cannot bare the thought that Nova CAN have a girl that fast. OMG. Did ya know we have a word for that? "player"...

erm, so Nova is a Player? So would that mean he IS also a cBaseEntity? OMG. right, i really need some sleep.

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

void CBaseNova::Think ()
{
   // main routine (light neural cell consumption)
   if (!trapped_girlfriend)
	  Hunt (); // TODO: implement a single man countdown timer for entity self-destruction
   else
	  Happy (); // smiles exxageratedly, dances around, puts garbage in IRC
}
 
 
void CBaseNova::Hunt ()
{
   int i;
   people_t *pChick;
 
   // cycle through all chicks
   for (i = 0; i < World->maxPopulation; i++)
   {
	  pChick = &World->Population[i]; // quick access to chick
 
	  if (pChick->sex == SEX_MALE)
		 continue; // discard males (Nova isn't gay AFAIK)
 
	  if ((pChick->Pussy->v.origin - self->Dick->v.origin).Length () > 500)
		 continue; // discard chick if too far for Nova to shag her
 
	  if (pChick->is_whore)
		 ShagAndThrowAway (); // don't count this as a real chick
 
	  TrapChick (pChick); // attempt to trap this chick
 
	  if (pChick->not_trapped)
		 printf ("OMG BAITCH FUKOFF WTF LOLOL UGLY WHORE FUKFUKFUCK\n"); // Nova did not succeed with this one
 
	  else
	  {
		 printf ("Hello %s, you're cute, do you mind if I pay you a drink ?\n", pChick->name);
		 trapped_girlfriend = TRUE;
		 Shag (pChick); // shag as soon as she's trapped
		 return; // don't look any further
	  }
   }
 
   printf ("DAMNIT, no shaggable girl around!\n");
   self->countdown--; // Nova gotta find a g/f quick
   MoveElsewhere (); // Australia, for example...
 
   return;
}

this is a hell of an AI indeed...

[Nova]

/me goes APESHIT and suggestest to PM he should start running away quickly, as im flying via Paris you short-lifed little Frenchman

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

I'm waiting for you with a pack of beer in each hand