Heyyo,
Heh, ok, this ain't a blonde joke, but I like it cause it's dirty and hella funny.
Ok, so this guy works at a pickle factory, and one day they get a new pickle slicer, and the guy, keeps wanting to put is dick in this new pickle slicer, so he goes home, and his bud sees the guy all tied up with something so he asks him, "Dude, what's wrong? and so the guy tells his bud, "Man, I can't stop thinking about putting my dick in the pickle slicker!" and his bud says, "... ok?"
A few days later, the guy finally loses control and puts his dick in the pickle slicker, and he gets caught and gets fired. He goes home, all sad, and he tells his bud, "Dude, I got fired from the Pickle factory, I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer..." and his bud says, "What about the pickle slicer?" and the guy says, "Well... she got fired too!"