I've quit working on Fritz Bot!!!

[Maleficus]

EDIT: Happy April Fools everyone!



Instead, I'm declaring to all of you on this day, April 1, 2005 - that I'm now going to channel my creative energies into my TRUE lifelong passion: being an EXOTIC MALE DANCER!!!!

Its always been my dream to get on a stage and strip naked for drunk, middle aged, desperate housewives, and now I'm finally going to realize it!!! 8D

Sorry about Fritz and all, but we all know that wasn't going anywhere. :o 9_9

So, I bid you all farewell as I begin this interesting new journey in my life!!!! 8D

WISH ME LUCK!!!!

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

Bored housewives, that's a segment full of potential!
Best luck! Is there a teaser video somewhere?

And I agree... that bot was going nowhere anyway

[silentrunner007]

GF april fools day joke?

[Gatekeeper]

Originally Posted by Maleficus

Its always been my dream to get on a stage and strip naked for drunk, middle aged, desperate housewives, and now I'm finally going to realize it!!! 8D

OMG hey that's my dream too!

[Cpl. Shrike]

Good one

April 1st almost slipped my mind.

[sPlOrYgOn]

when he posted it it wasn't April 1st in my timezone so IT MUST BE TRUE!!! AHHH!

[PrestonKh]

OMG MALIFCUS!! YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A *#@$@# HEART ATTACK!!! I SHOULD CHECK BACK INTO REALITY FOR A CHANGE. Too much gaming...9_9

[Maleficus]

Originally Posted by Pierre-Marie Baty

Bored housewives, that's a segment full of potential!

Yes, well my original intended audience for Fritz was bored housewives, but then the marketing research showed that most bored housewives aren't interested in great A.I. for first person shooters. Instead, it suggests that they are interested in men stripping for them, to give them a bit of excitement.

So, I just went where the demand was.

[Denny]

Originally Posted by Maleficus

Yes, well my original intended audience for Fritz was bored housewives, but then the marketing research showed that most bored housewives aren't interested in great A.I. for first person shooters. Instead, it suggests that they are interested in men stripping for them, to give them a bit of excitement.

So, I just went where the demand was.

You could make a Male Stripping version of Fritzbot.

[PrestonKh]

Axis stripping; yelling "JA!"