!!!Virus Alert - Blond Virus!!!

[Brainz]

There have been emails cotaining the w32.blond.b virus spreading across the internet. The email contains the following text:

Hi! I'm a blond computer virus. Please forward me to everyone in your address book!

When you have done that, please delete all the important files from your harddisk, replacing them with a text document containing the word 'Blond' as many times as you can type.


Thankyou!

However you may feel, DO NOT FOLLOW the instructions.

[biohazerd87]

Originally Posted by Brainz

There have been emails cotaining the w32.blond.b virus spreading across the internet. The email contains the following text:


However you may feel, DO NOT FOLLOW the instructions.

omg that fu*king rocks

[TruB]

its old.. but here we would call it the norweigen virus..

[HangFire]

I'd better update my anti-virus.

[Leagle]

A group of jitsuka decided to go on a trip to somewhere that would interest me (hah!) in a double decker bus. The blondes, being the typical, butt-of-all-jokes types take the top deck for themselves.

A few hours later, Toff decides to check on the absurdly quiet upper deck. The blondes are ashen, gripping the seats in front as if their lives depended on it! "What are you doing!?" Toff asks. "We're having a great time but you look like somebody has died!"
"It's all right for you," one says, "but we've got no bloody driver!"

[Cpl. Shrike]

Rofl

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

At a trafficlight.

Brown-haired girl: it's green.
Blonde: ... [no reaction]
Brown: I say hey, it's green!
Blonde: ...
Brown: hey, wake up! Look! It's green!
Blonde: weeeell I don't know! A frog perhaps?

[>BKA< T Wrecks]

A blonde girl in a quiz show... and lots of blondes are in the audience, too...
The showmaster aks "How much is 2+2?"
The blonde girl thinks... and thinks... and finally answers: "3?"
The showmaster tells her she's wrong, but all the blonde girls in the audience start shouting: "Give her one more chance! Giver her one more chance!"
So he asks her again, and she answers: "5!" Right when he finally wants to tell her she's out, the blonde women in the audience once again shout "Give her one more chance! Giver her one more chance!"
So the showmaster says: "Ok, but this is DEFINITELY the last one! So, how much is 2+2?"
The blonde girl thinks for a long time and finally says: "4...?"
And the blonde audience shouts: "Give her one more chance! Giver her one more chance!"

[@$3.1415rin]

well, there is also a "german" version of a "manual" virus

Güden doch, isch bin en häcker aus leipzsch un diss iss en
selbstprögrammirder bösartscher Gombjüdervirüs.

Da isch noch nisch sö viel weeß vom Gombjüder iss des en
manueller virüs.
Also löschen se alle dadeien von de festpladde und
schicke se den virüs an
alle die se gennen

geht lös nü

€: btw, CF's answer to this email, long time ago : http://www.mamselle.ca/error.html

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

What happens when a blonde crosses the border from France to Germany ?
the average IQ of both countries increases...
(highlight for the answer)


/me starts running