Haha, I will be the minister of geography, and i will dictate where everything is, was and must be.
My first command will probably be to move Ohio out in the pacific ocean, so we could have a somewhat nicer climate. Or i might just command to the climate to come to Ohio.... muahaha, my powers are unlimited!
A greyscale with just one color? Heaven must surely be a dull place.
This calls for an extraordinary mix of psychology and extreme violence!