Steam Poem

[TruB]

wow..

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

oh my god... 8o

Wrecks, you 0wn

[-=RAV=-AdrianShephard]

that was good..

[stefanhendriks]

OMFG, Wreck!!! that is really some nice piece there!

[Nova]

grmbl ... would you guys stop bashing steam at least for a little while. I get enuf of that over in the steam forums, don't need that here, too

[>BKA< T Wrecks]

@ TruB, PMB, Adrian, stefan: Thx for the nice comments, guys! Glad you liked it! I really can't explain where this came from... I was having a bad hangover and didn't manage to do anything the entire day - well, anything except for this... 9_9

@Nova: Maybe you should avoid this thread? You certainly won't find psalms and praises for Steam here... Just enjoy the rhymes, man - ignore the content! You know I'm not really serious about all this, at least I hope so...

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Ok, for all of you who liked the stuff, here's a new poem type: The Steamerick!

Abort the report

I just have to tell you as Steam update reporter:
Lags and downtimes get longer, my patience grows shorter
And I know my conclusion
will remain an illusion:
Wish we could head for the Steam guys' headquarter.
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Hell's Smells

At Valve, they got in a programming fit,
probably thinking that Steam was a hit.
My experience shows
just what everyone knows:
It actually stinks like a truckload of ... !
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A more complicated rhyme pattern:

It's not magic

Whether he warrior or wizard be,
it's something he'll never with Blizzard see:
A software so lame
that its users proclaim:
"It's all just a meaningless misery."
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...and here's a tricky one; I played a bit with words here:

PUNishment (Where's the counter-strike?)

Those Valve guys sure seized the occasion
they struck hard with a quick operation.
All you nighted users
are its dependent losers:
Now Steam has its world's dummy nation.
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Hope you have fun & enjoy...

[sPlOrYgOn]

Crazy how you come up with all this great stuff

[-=RAV=-AdrianShephard]

yeah gj man

[Nova]

Originally Posted by -=RAV=-AdrianShephard

yeah gj man

Yeah Wrecks, your right, I should. I'm just saying (as I always do), that there is always two sides to the story, and that Steam WILL eventually be a good thing.

Oh, and i have to give credit to all the poets here ... i couldnt write the poem with a gun to my head ...

[Whistler]

1. Steam just makes me pay 3-4 times of money than before to the ISP;
2. even so, I still unable to connect to Steam server and login to steam *MOST* of the time (including today)