How to scare off your parents...

[stefanhendriks]

I bet you scared your dad, or your mom, or both... the hell out of them with a (sick) joke. Today , my mom's birthday, i gave her present and said i had another one...

so i pointed at my face and said something along the lines of "I did not shave for 2 days, and i won't touch that thing for a week...., suprise...".

The reaction was more like "omg"... hehe. You should have seen her face. Seriously, now i said that, i should be doing that as well. I always shaved at max 2 days, mostly every day. Now, it looks just big and it feels 'hairy', doh! Lets see if i can grow a beard...


So, how did you scare ur dad/mom?

[>BKA< T Wrecks]

Originally Posted by stefanhendriks

"I did not shave for 2 days, and i won't touch that thing for a week...., suprise...".

Now, it looks just big and it feels 'hairy',

Scandalous, scandalous...

To topic: I didn't do something like that to MY parents, but we (my friends & me) sure left odd impressions whenever we met at one of my friends' place. Once we played a traditional pen & paper role playing game, and there was a spell book which listed all spells available in that game, how many casting points they'd cost etc. - the title page was adorned with a huge inverted pentagram and the words "codex cantiones" or something like that... his mother thought we were going for satanism, haha!

Another time, we were talking about Counter-Strike, and I told the others about some custom models I had installed. One of them said he'd like some nice models, too, and once again, his mother was astonished - she thought we were talking about photo (and/or pr0n models).

[von Ryan]

LOL... I told my mother some time ago I would give her a Linkin Park CD for her birthday

[HangFire]

I scared my parents by saying "I'm dropping out of university to enlist in the military".

[Leagle]

I would have said that one last year, except that my bad eyesight and (worst) hayfever means that I am not elligable for military service.

[Denny]

Originally Posted by Leagle

I would have said that one last year, except that my bad eyesight and (worst) hayfever means that I am not elligable for military service.

Same, well the eysight anyway i got terrible cataracts, and i use to have Epilepsy they told me they probably wouldn't enlist me because of that. My mom wouldn't care though, she'd call me a moron of course.

Anyways, To scare my mom, just talk about anything computer related, works everytime

[TruB]

If i wanted to i could just say i will stop going to school and become proffessional gamer insteed..

[@$3.1415rin]

I assume your parents havnt had much problems with you in your life, if they are scared by the fact that you might grow a beard

[Leagle]

Stefan wouldn't look good in a beard.

[@$3.1415rin]

hm, dunno. i know some ppl where you thought that and now they have a beard you can't imagine them without.