most funny spam you ever got

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

wow, pretty nice indeed. these spammers deserve a place at Bots United: they use a pretty well trained MegaHAL

[von Ryan]

Originally Posted by >BKA< T Wrecks

Today I got a spam mail! *jumps up and down*

And a pretty nice one, I think. Kind of like modern free-verse poetry. Here goes:

Gotta love the last sentence.

Euh, "Robyn"? ()^5 !

[Leagle]

I have one.

Subject:





Look at this handsome man. Hes available for dates.

It came with a picture, but from what I understood, he wasn't the sender so I won't post his likeness here.

[HangFire]

Originally Posted by >BKA< T Wrecks

Today I got a spam mail! *jumps up and down*

And a pretty nice one, I think. Kind of like modern free-verse poetry. Here goes:


Gotta love the last sentence.

I'm going to stick that in my signature within the near future.

[FrostyCoolSlug]

As a note, people who are getting 'Completly Random' mail which doesn't make any sence, or seem to advirtise anything in particular, this is probably because you have HTML mail switched off (Like most of us probably do), the e-mail will have an HTML component, with a <img> to an advert. The crap you are seeing is the 'non-HTML' component, which they fill with random crap to help get it past spam filters
Now.. *goes to look in his junk box* (One of the non-HTML mails

Hello,

by the dominance of his nature be able to fashion himself a

Mr. Blood shrugged, and sat down. You're tiresome, he said.
A man may not fear to die, and yet be appalled by the form in whi
And then, restrained, perhaps, by the very words that had cloaked
induced, a new variety of pain aroused him. The stocks stood in
Blood and his officers were summoned a week later to a council wh
possible. If we begin by reducing the Spaniards here, that
shore in their own boats and in several of those which had rashly
the way that Kent had gone. He sped across the parched savannah

that Mr. Blood had so laboriously assembled against the day of es
cabin. But since it has been proposed, and by one who has such

attempt to drive out that tyrant. It became possible for him to


Have a nice day.

[FrostyCoolSlug]

Hello,

Ye're maudlin, Wolverstone growled. We'll talk again to-morro
the ordinary greetings had been exchanged.
you molest the Dutch, who are our friends; next you take prisoner
ambitions of the King of France. And there was worse than this:
brutal men, to announce that this hunt for rebels was no more tha
young Pitt discreetly held his peace, the Captain rapped out a na
himself. It was a gladsome spectacle, and his eyes sparkled in
the King of England. Already you have told me more than it is go
the agreed share. Withdrawal from a position of that kind is eve
Miss d'Ogeron. She was the daughter of the Governor of Tortuga.
haggle with us about our share, and to beat us down after the
glowed, then as he swung it round his head, it burst into flame,


Have a nice day.

Every line.. a new story

[Pierre-Marie Baty]

Quick! Let everybody know that Frosty molests the Dutch and takes prisoner the King of France !!!

[HangFire]

But his eyes sparkle in the King of England, so he must be doing something right.

[Leagle]

....trying...not to..inhale..breakfast!

[>BKA< T Wrecks]

It's getting worse... o_O Look at this:

Hallo, Janet!

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i flew the regular stick past its feeble nail, that burst yesterday. a straight sky chid onto this instrument; dear, complex stone. violent seat crowd bade, i overleaped yearly, sometimes, seriously. its green burst colorbred anti some answer; new, soft pain. i awoke their flat chalk amid an loose cover, that swore seldom. you ground me fat. i cleped true apple, who outdid innocently...

learned my soft ball,
Raul CARSON.

Learned your soft ball, huh? Well, as long as the true apples outdo innoicently, I reckon I can live with that. 9_9