[HangFire]

So yay and stuff. Me and some buddies went out and had a few beers, best way to celebrate the birthday of our country or whatever the hell this day is for.

We obviously weren't the only ones, someone from my building had vomited all over the steps of my apartment building. Of of us slipped and fell from it (thanksfully wasn't me). I kind of feel sorry for the building's caretaker. And the friend of mine who fell down the step from sliding in it.