Hm... as far as I remember, that story ended bad for the big, bad wolf. So I'd prefer to be the third little pig (the smart one). Anyway, the "pig" part isn't the problem for me, hehe...
[off topic: Does anybody remember that music video by... umm... I think it was a band called "Green Jelly"? With the three pigs and the Big Bad Wolf?]
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