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Post your funny code comments!

Did you ever read those funny SDK comments that botman had filtered out? Lets share some code comments you find funny , found in your code, other code, etc.

An example of funny code in the time i was working on RB AI PR #2 and #3 with Tub:

Code:

// Tub says: BIG BUG BAD! :)

Code:

// @ TUB -> I do it my way :)

 // @ STEFAN -> the complicated way? :)

 // I can do this faster:

 // @ TUB -> Ok ok ok, you're right, you don't mind if i code now the

 // bots handling the task ok? :)

some pretty recent code (already read by pierre when he converted it to metamod... :D )

Code:

 // suggested code by pierre and fixed by botman because pierre is to lazy

        // to deliver proper code at once :P :) (j/k pierre)

show yours! :D

Re: Post your funny code comments!

funny thing when you're two coders on the same project and the only way you communicate is through code comments :D

Code:

   // is the bot controlled by the player ? (for debugging)

   if (pPlayer->Bot.is_controlled)

   {

          BotIsBewitched (pPlayer); // OMG, this is witchery !

          return; // let the player steer this bot

   }

Code:

BotWalkPath (pBot); // walk the path, Neo.

^^ hinting Stefan on this one ;)

Code:

   // is our bot's goal to reach a rescue zone ?

   if (pBot->bot_goal & BOT_GOAL_REACHSAFETYZONE)

   {

          // bot already knows where the site to reach is (v_goal), so first off it needs to get

          // there, and then... uhhh... well... well then, he has won =)

Code:

          // is bot NOT finding a path yet NOR walking it ?

          if ((pBot->bot_task != BOT_TASK_FINDPATH) && (pBot->bot_task != BOT_TASK_WALKPATH))

          {

                 // grmbl, this lazy bot is doing nothing. Is it far from the site ?

Code:

   // else do we want to kick one bot ?

   else if (strcmp (pcmd, "kick") == 0)

   {

          // cycle through all bot slots and kick the first we find

          for (bot_index = 0; bot_index < RACC_MAX_CLIENTS; bot_index++)

                 if (IsValidPlayer (&players[bot_index]) && players[bot_index].is_racc_bot)

                 {

                        sprintf (server_cmd, "kick \"%s\"\n", players[bot_index].connection_name); // build the kick command string

                        SERVER_COMMAND (server_cmd); // boot the bot out

                        server.bot_check_time = *server.time + 0.5; // delay a while before checking the bot counts

                        break; // stop looping (don't kick the whole population, you idiot)

                 }

   }

Code:

   // else does the bot want to laugh at a dead enemy ?

   else if (pPlayer->Bot.BotChat.bot_saytext == BOT_SAYTEXT_LAUGH)

   {

          pPlayer->Bot.BotChat.bot_saytext = 0;

          if (&players[pPlayer->Bot.victim_index] == pPlayer)

                 return; // don't laugh at self, eh...

the one belows come from a complicated function Cheeseh helped me to work out

Code:

          // else segment is neither horizontal nor vertical, but just bent (grr)

          else

          {

                 // we have to compute the bastard's equation.

Code:

void pfnClientPrintf (edict_t *pEdict, PRINT_TYPE ptype, const char *szMsg)

{

   // this function prints the text message string pointed to by szMsg by the client side of

   // the client entity pointed to by pEntity, in a manner depending of ptype (print_console,

   // print_center or print_chat). Be certain never to try to feed a bot with this function,

   // as it will crash your server. Why would you, anyway ? bots have no client DLL as far as

   // we know, right ? But since stupidity rules this world, we do a preventive check :)

   if ((pEdict->v.flags & FL_FAKECLIENT) || players[ENTINDEX (pEdict) - 1].is_racc_bot)

          return; // disallow client printings for bots

   (*g_engfuncs.pfnClientPrintf) (pEdict, ptype, szMsg);

}

here's a snippet of a long comment in pfnClientCommand()

Code:

   // make the server crash. Since hordes of uncautious, not to say stupid, programmers don't

   // even imagine some players on their servers could be bots, this check is performed less than

   // sometimes actually by their side, that's why we strongly recommend to check it here too. In

Code:

                                  pBot->bot_goal |= BOT_GOAL_PLANTBOMB; // bot's goal is to blow stuff up, haha!

and I kept the best one for the end

Code:

bool IsMyBirthday (void)

{

   // hahaha :D big grin to @$3.1415rin for the idea !!!

 time_t now = time (NULL);

 tm *tm_now = localtime (&now);

 

   // is it my birthday ?

 if ((tm_now->tm_mon == 1) && (tm_now->tm_mday == 28))

  return (TRUE); // w00t, today is 28 february, it's my birthday ! :D

   // bah crap

   return (FALSE);

}

Re: Post your funny code comments!

rofl @ pierre, and yeah, i remember Neo ;)

Code:

float f_update_weapon_time; // Aargh

in experimental (commented out now) code to make bots jump:

Code:

   // we are going to fall

   // JUMP baby

Code:

          // VIP: When we found an enemy, we have a problem.

          if (vip)

          {

                // We do not forget our enemy, but we will try to get the heck out of here.

                // TODO TODO TODO: code something here?

          }

Re: Post your funny code comments!

Code:



// should the bot pause for a while here? ( looks kind of intelligent )

Code:



else if(i_BorA == 2){ // Bot is bored, so he behaves in a social way and wants to meet teammates ;)



if(!Task.Important()){



Task.AddTask(BT_ROAMTEAM,gpGlobals->time + 60.0,0,GetRandomPlayerWO(pEdict,bot_teamnm,1,0,pEdict),0);



}



}

Code:



// Bot is bored, so why not throw a flashbang at the base ?

the original birthday code :D

Code:



bool MyBirthday(void){



time_t now = time(NULL);



tm *tm_now = localtime(&now);





if(tm_now->tm_mon == 6



&&tm_now->tm_mday==8){ // 8.7.



g_lAge = tm_now->tm_year - 82;



return true;



}



return false;



}

a leftover from debugging ( only for german speaking ppl :D )

Code:



//FakeClientCommand(pEdict,"say","muh die kuh",0);

and the best code I once forgot to comment and then it took me some time get know what it meant ( well, joebot is a nightmare, I try to make things better in joebot xp :)

Code:



CBitField BFNearEnemy(g_Map.m_Waypoints.m_iNumWaypoints),



BFNotNearBot(g_Map.m_Waypoints.m_iNumWaypoints),



BFVis(g_Map.m_Waypoints.m_iNumWaypoints);



CBitField::bf_iterator iter;



// look if we can see some of the nearby waypoints to the enemy



g_Map.m_Waypoints.setDistanceMask(&BFNearEnemy,1,350,p->m_VOrigin);



// dont take the waypoints which are less than 200 units away



g_Map.m_Waypoints.setDistanceMask(&BFNotNearBot,-1,200,m_pBot->m_pPlayer->getOrigin());



// take only visible waypoints from here



g_Map.m_Waypoints.setVisibleMask(&BFVis,m_pBot->m_pPlayer->m_iNearestWP);



BFNearEnemy &= BFNotNearBot; // everything that's far enough from me



BFNearEnemy &= BFVis; // everything that's near to the enemy and visible to us



long lShootAt = BFNearEnemy.getSet();



.....

Code:



m_pBot->m_pAction->attackO(1); // press the attack button for just a second



m_pBot->m_pAction->slowDownO(1,0); // stay where you are ! ( for a second at least )

maybe I find really funny stuff tomorrow, gotta write a test tomorrow, so I guess it's better to sleep now :D