!!!Virus Alert - Blond Virus!!!
 

There have been emails cotaining the w32.blond.b virus spreading across the internet. The email contains the following text:

However you may feel, DO NOT FOLLOW the instructions.

Re: !!!Virus Alert - Blond Virus!!!
 

omg that fu*king rocks

Re: !!!Virus Alert - Blond Virus!!!
 

its old.. but here we would call it the norweigen virus..

Re: !!!Virus Alert - Blond Virus!!!
 

I'd better update my anti-virus.

Re: !!!Virus Alert - Blond Virus!!!
 

A group of jitsuka decided to go on a trip to somewhere that would interest me (hah!) in a double decker bus. The blondes, being the typical, butt-of-all-jokes types take the top deck for themselves.

A few hours later, Toff decides to check on the absurdly quiet upper deck. The blondes are ashen, gripping the seats in front as if their lives depended on it! "What are you doing!?" Toff asks. "We're having a great time but you look like somebody has died!"
"It's all right for you," one says, "but we've got no bloody driver!"

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Rofl :D

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At a trafficlight.

Brown-haired girl: it's green.
Blonde: ... [no reaction]
Brown: I say hey, it's green!
Blonde: ...
Brown: hey, wake up! Look! It's green!
Blonde: weeeell I don't know! A frog perhaps?

Re: !!!Virus Alert - Blond Virus!!!
 

A blonde girl in a quiz show... and lots of blondes are in the audience, too...
The showmaster aks "How much is 2+2?"
The blonde girl thinks... and thinks... and finally answers: "3?"
The showmaster tells her she's wrong, but all the blonde girls in the audience start shouting: "Give her one more chance! Giver her one more chance!"
So he asks her again, and she answers: "5!" Right when he finally wants to tell her she's out, the blonde women in the audience once again shout "Give her one more chance! Giver her one more chance!"
So the showmaster says: "Ok, but this is DEFINITELY the last one! So, how much is 2+2?"
The blonde girl thinks for a long time and finally says: "4...?"
And the blonde audience shouts: "Give her one more chance! Giver her one more chance!"
:D

Re: !!!Virus Alert - Blond Virus!!!
 

well, there is also a "german" version of a "manual" virus

€: btw, CF's answer to this email, long time ago : http://www.mamselle.ca/error.html

Re: !!!Virus Alert - Blond Virus!!!
 

What happens when a blonde crosses the border from France to Germany ?
the average IQ of both countries increases...
(highlight for the answer)


/me starts running