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stefanhendriks 12-05-2005 19:26

How to scare off your parents...
 
I bet you scared your dad, or your mom, or both... the hell out of them with a (sick) joke. Today , my mom's birthday, i gave her present and said i had another one...

so i pointed at my face and said something along the lines of "I did not shave for 2 days, and i won't touch that thing for a week...., suprise...".

The reaction was more like "omg"... hehe. You should have seen her face. Seriously, now i said that, i should be doing that as well. I always shaved at max 2 days, mostly every day. Now, it looks just big and it feels 'hairy', doh! :) Lets see if i can grow a beard... :D


So, how did you scare ur dad/mom?

>BKA< T Wrecks 12-05-2005 20:32

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by stefanhendriks
"I did not shave for 2 days, and i won't touch that thing for a week...., suprise...".

Now, it looks just big and it feels 'hairy',

Scandalous, scandalous... :P

To topic: I didn't do something like that to MY parents, but we (my friends & me) sure left odd impressions whenever we met at one of my friends' place. Once we played a traditional pen & paper role playing game, and there was a spell book which listed all spells available in that game, how many casting points they'd cost etc. - the title page was adorned with a huge inverted pentagram and the words "codex cantiones" or something like that... his mother thought we were going for satanism, haha!

Another time, we were talking about Counter-Strike, and I told the others about some custom models I had installed. One of them said he'd like some nice models, too, and once again, his mother was astonished - she thought we were talking about photo (and/or pr0n models). :D

von Ryan 12-05-2005 20:33

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
LOL... I told my mother some time ago I would give her a Linkin Park CD for her birthday :D

HangFire 12-05-2005 20:56

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
I scared my parents by saying "I'm dropping out of university to enlist in the military".

Leagle 13-05-2005 00:44

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
I would have said that one last year, except that my bad eyesight and (worst) hayfever means that I am not elligable for military service.

Denny 13-05-2005 03:24

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Leagle
I would have said that one last year, except that my bad eyesight and (worst) hayfever means that I am not elligable for military service.

Same, well the eysight anyway i got terrible cataracts, and i use to have Epilepsy they told me they probably wouldn't enlist me because of that. My mom wouldn't care though, she'd call me a moron of course.

Anyways, To scare my mom, just talk about anything computer related, works everytime :D

TruB 13-05-2005 10:05

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
If i wanted to i could just say i will stop going to school and become proffessional gamer insteed..

@$3.1415rin 13-05-2005 15:48

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
I assume your parents havnt had much problems with you in your life, if they are scared by the fact that you might grow a beard :D

Leagle 13-05-2005 16:07

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
Stefan wouldn't look good in a beard.

@$3.1415rin 13-05-2005 16:10

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
hm, dunno. i know some ppl where you thought that and now they have a beard you can't imagine them without.

stefanhendriks 13-05-2005 17:23

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
@ leagle.. huh?

well i failed my mission. I will probably try it sometime, but not now. My mom actually did not care.

Btw, i never really scared off my parent at all. I am a good boy :P Alone, in a computer room, coding viru.... i mean bots... :P

HangFire 13-05-2005 18:15

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Leagle
Stefan wouldn't look good in a beard.

But a handlebar moushtache, on the other hand...

Pierre-Marie Baty 13-05-2005 21:14

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
...yes, a big scruffy one like Stalin. That would rock for sure.

stefanhendriks 13-05-2005 23:08

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
this is getting out of hand :P

von Ryan 13-05-2005 23:16

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pierre-Marie Baty
...yes, a big scruffy one like Stalin. That would rock for sure.

Оклик Stefan!

HangFire 14-05-2005 00:28

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
http://img164.echo.cx/img164/1582/untitled5tt.jpg

Using advanced image modification technology, we can see the result here.

Pierre-Marie Baty 14-05-2005 01:08

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
http://racc.bots-united.com/stefan-moustache.jpeg

Everybody knows the French have more advanced image modification technology than everybody else.

TruB 14-05-2005 01:23

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
i see crazy people..

Denny 14-05-2005 01:32

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HangFire
Using advanced image modification technology, we can see the result here.

I like it, you have to curl the ends in though, so he looks like a 30's style boxer. :D

HangFire 14-05-2005 04:12

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
http://img232.echo.cx/img232/1038/st...stache23kt.jpg


I see your moushtashe and raise you a goatee.

Pierre-Marie Baty 14-05-2005 05:58

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
http://racc.bots-united.com/stefanmo...eeyebrows.jpeg . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . http://racc.bots-united.com/avatar/lenin.png

I see your goatee and I raise you some eyebrows. And I announce: Lenin.

stefanhendriks 14-05-2005 20:08

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
mehhh

>BKA< T Wrecks 14-05-2005 21:29

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
I say stick to the moustache. It kinda made you look like Freddy Mercury. :P

stefanhendriks 14-05-2005 21:57

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
radio gaga! :D

Leagle 17-05-2005 00:24

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by >BKA< T Wrecks
I say stick to the moustache. It kinda made you look like Freddy Mercury. :P

Score!

But I thought the handlebar moustache looked the best -he has the expression for it too. You'll have to dye it black though Stefan.

von Ryan 17-05-2005 00:33

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
dye a moustache? LOL :P

Leagle 17-05-2005 00:38

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
Well you can't have a fair handlebar moustache -it just isn't done!8o

stefanhendriks 17-05-2005 18:25

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
i wont color my hair! no-where. You understand? :P

Leagle 17-05-2005 18:42

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
You could wear a fake one?

Pierre-Marie Baty 17-05-2005 21:44

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Quote:

i wont color my hair! no-where. You understand?
think about the girls who'd have died to see a Stefan with coloured pube hair...

HangFire 17-05-2005 22:06

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
And then make it into dreadlocks.

stefanhendriks 17-05-2005 22:36

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
@pmb. You read my syntax ;)

Rofl, they'd be scared to death :P

von Ryan 17-05-2005 23:38

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pierre-Marie Baty
coloured pube hair...

Thank you, now I'll have nightmares with dyed, dreadlocked pubic hair... :P

Leagle 17-05-2005 23:57

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
google refuses to search for that.

@$3.1415rin 18-05-2005 00:07

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
wtf, I wanted to improve stefan#s picture too, but no time, sry ... and tomorrow evening I gotta drink and eat a lot, you cannot expect anything sensemaking tomorrow ;P

>BKA< T Wrecks 18-05-2005 00:11

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
http://img285.echo.cx/img285/286/stefanfreddie7hk.jpg
Ladies and Gentlemen, Stefan and Freddie Mercury! :P

Leagle 18-05-2005 00:25

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
:D

Who's that handsome fellow?

@$3.1415rin 18-05-2005 14:59

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
stefan hendriks !

what did you think ?

stefanhendriks 18-05-2005 15:06

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
sorry, i am not dead ;)

von Ryan 18-05-2005 18:35

Re: How to scare off your parents...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by >BKA< T Wrecks
http://img285.echo.cx/img285/286/stefanfreddie7hk.jpg
Ladies and Gentlemen, Stefan and Freddie Mercury! :P

OMG, VERY alike! :|


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