Re: most funny spam you ever got
 

I got this one about a week after the invasion of Iraq:

From: Mr. Ali Hassan Al-Majid Jr. [ali_02@epatra.com]
This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not met. The message could be strange but real, if you pay some attention to it. I could have notified you about it at least for the sake of your integrity.Please accept my apologies.In bringing this message of goodwill to you, I have to say that I have no intention of causing you any pain.


I am Mr. Ali Hassan Al-Majid Jr., son of the Ali Hassan Al-Majid "Chemical Ali" the cousin to Saddam Hussein of Iraq, whom there is wide spread speculation by the foreign media especially was killed due to bomb attack on his house. I managed to get your contact details through the internet myself. Time is of importance and I was desperately looking for a person to assist me in this confidential business. My father before the commencement of the war in Iraq had to move all his valuables such as cash and precious materials worth Hundreds of Millions of US Dollars to a security company’s vault in one of the European countries.

All documents pertaining to release of these valuables are in my name and in my possession. Before you can get access to it I have to give you the necessary documents, the password to the vault, to allow you to the vault. I am therefore soliciting your help to represent us to receive this money and transfer in bits into your account before the next government gets wind of the funds. You know my father was a stout member of the Iraqi govt. before his death.My reason for doing this is because it will be difficult for the next government to trace my father's money to an individual's account that has no relationship with the family.





I am currently and temporarily living in Iran and as refugee status, I intend to communicate with you via the internet and telephone but my access to communication facilities at this point is restricted.

Moreover, the political climate in Iran at the moment being so sensitive and tensed because of war in Iraq. When you are ready I will give you the information needed before you can get access to the 2kg of AU gold, 85g of pure Diamond and raw cash of USD50 Million America dollars.



PLEASE YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSACTION IS HIGHLY REQUIRED.

Amazingly, the retarded camel####er who sent me this actually expected me to a. believe this bullcrap, and b. actually give a crap about helping Chemical Ali and his misbegotten brood of camel-ass####ing brats.

Re: most funny spam you ever got
 

Good old African scam expatiates... globalization, man, globalization ;)

Re: most funny spam you ever got
 

LOL I'm only interested in your fathers WMD, sorry not interested. Oh, and the US dollar is now almost worthless, so again, not interested.

The spam that get's through my ISP's spam filter are using the most funny techniques to fool the filter. They leet speak or misspell all the words the spam filter looks for, and they add in phrases of nonsense using legitimate words as the means to fool the filters statistical scoring method.

Look at this latest one:

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Re: most funny spam you ever got
 

i got one from bin laden saying to take arms against the country. dumb ass camel jockeys

Re: most funny spam you ever got
 

ROFLMFAO I TAKE OVER THIS CONTEST!!!

I've FOUND the BEST ONE, JUST LOOK!!
Unbelievable, isn't it ? :D :D

The contest is still running ! But doing better than this one will be REALLY HARD!!!

Re: most funny spam you ever got
 

Sweeper strikes again, I got myself a spam mail accaunt, lets see what has arrived today at Helldog@mail.com

Welcome helldog@mail.com
You have 112 Message(s) in your Inbox:
111 Unread Message(s),document.write(recent_msg); 111 New Message(s). Welcome helldog@mail.com
document.write(recent_msg);
now lets see what we can find

Hmmm, most of them use pictures, not text, too bad, I got lots of mails on aging, health and drugs...
Probably not the best, but good enough, mixed crap from Major Coker...

I'll give them 6 for language, best English ever, look how it all hangs together ;)
That was the best one, except the offer on Windows XP Professional 2002 for 100$... LOL.
Well, keep in mind, GameSpy is great for selling your email out to spammers.

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Ah, but mine was more poetic, let me quote it again:
you simply can't do better than that :P
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Re: most funny spam you ever got
 

I'm going to party tonight...
(reported to SpamCop)

...oh thank you soooo much, Uncle Rummie!!! :D :D :D

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just got this one :

this mail tells me that the 'sender' loves me :D ... and both email adresses are mine ... well, that's funny, I didnt knew I'm writing short loveletters to me :D

€: I removed my email adresses so they are not in even more caches of users with nice little virusses on their hd :)

Re: most funny spam you ever got
 

rofl, it's always a pleasure to receive love letters from someone you like :D