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>BKA< T Wrecks 18-05-2004 00:15
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
/me tries to stop laughing... OMG!!
You guys almost make me regret I don't get any spam. But I sure will remember the one, the only, the best rule for your whole life (taken from Pierre's superrofltastic spam mail:
Choose your duck carefully!
*lmao* oh shit... mercy! You are killing me!
Well, since I don't get any spam, I reckon I'll just have to write a love letter to myself by hand... :D

Pierre-Marie Baty 25-05-2004 23:11
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
yeah I know the contest is already 0wned, but lemme post this last one just for fun ;)
Quote:
From: "Manuela Vega" <Vega@hinet.net>
To: "Pm" <pm@racc-ai.com>
Content-Description: bolshevik horrify 1


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amazingly enough these poor fucks can't even manage to spam people properly :D

>BKA< T Wrecks 26-05-2004 01:18
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
"Bolshevik Horrify 1"... *rofl*

Oh, boy - if they expect any effect from mails like this, then they must be far, far beyond the point where their problem (whatever it may be) could be cured...
Maybe I should try to get spammed, too. "Because you can add more to your life"... 9_9 Yeah, right. Like making sure you choose the right duck... :D

[NvT]_KaszpiR_ 26-05-2004 10:00
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
hmm we use a spamassasin on server
it scans mail and if it is detected as spam it is removed
but if this is first mail the first one is send normally, just to inform you that sth like that exist and it came over the server
when more than 3 mails will come like that then it is considered as sam and deleted immediaely

souds cool, huh?
unfortunately in last weekend i got 50 mails with exackly the same contents :D
the different domains and mailusers confudes the program (although the contents were the same it treated it at first as different mails)

but thank god id as only once and now it filtered that on second attack :D

otherwise i would get 300 mails of spam everyday :D

sfx1999 27-05-2004 02:30
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
This was mine:

Quote:
THE CHILDRENS BOOKS YOU'D LOVE TO SEE:

You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Sweets
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mum Stopped Loving Her
All Dogs Go to Hell
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
When Mummy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
You Are Different and That's Bad
Pop Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games
The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
The Tickling Babysitter
Babar Meets the Taxidermist
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mommy's Purse
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Primary School
Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
Barney: The Prison Years

Pierre-Marie Baty 27-05-2004 16:26
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
that is a good one but nasty one for sure too :D
I hope kids never see that :|

Akz 28-05-2004 07:13
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
Quote:
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What the HECK is the point in this message? 9_9

Pierre-Marie Baty 04-06-2004 00:55
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
I'm still getting funny ones from time to time. Looks like they've found another technique to fool the spam filters: instead of dumping series of bullshitty words that make no sense they write jokes at the end of their spam :D

and some of them are funny indeed
Quote:
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Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The
first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open
them up and everything inside is numbered." The second said, "I think
librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything
inside is in alphabetical order." The third said, "I like to operate on
electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." The
fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless spineless,
gutless, and their heads and their ass are interchangeable."
A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive store. "Show the lady
your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in
back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady
tries it on, the owner discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that
particular fur goes for $65,000." "No problem! I'll write you a check!"
"Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by
on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared." So the man and the
woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged,
"How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your
checking account!!""I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you
for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"
deshirit5sihon03zenchuuu,reji zinkai.
enjoy these two! :D

sfx1999 04-06-2004 05:15
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
What ever happened to good 'ol fashioned internet chain-mail? I used to get the funniest stuff ever on those.

>BKA< T Wrecks 02-05-2005 19:00
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
Today I got a spam mail! *jumps up and down*

And a pretty nice one, I think. Kind of like modern free-verse poetry. Here goes:
Quote:
Hello, Robyn!

that interest read new. why manager proofread us afterwards? doubtfully leg unswore this digestion via harbor. she shone its opposite door across digestion. fondly. my great jelly save car, which undertook acid, wide night. Francisco smote her past sheep. you cut Frank who dighted you Shamar! she slunk complete cut, who resold recklessly... per board dowed cause, limit betook without a condition save fertile dad:

he swam his brown condition unlike our hanging shoe, who stood rarely. her strong lead sped like my trade; slow, true call. white cat answer handwrote, she chid loudly, often, greedily. its past reading burnt underneath some clock; cut, cruel boy. he broke your deep office inside some elastic family, who led inquisitively. we sent it free. we sublet clean meeting, that strove roughly...

quit the second gun,
Sharon SINGH.
Gotta love the last sentence. :D

Pierre-Marie Baty 02-05-2005 20:03
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
wow, pretty nice indeed. these spammers deserve a place at Bots United: they use a pretty well trained MegaHAL :)

von Ryan 02-05-2005 20:48
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by >BKA< T Wrecks
Today I got a spam mail! *jumps up and down*

And a pretty nice one, I think. Kind of like modern free-verse poetry. Here goes:

Gotta love the last sentence. :D
Euh, "Robyn"? (:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P)^5 !

Leagle 02-05-2005 21:03
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
I have one.
Quote:
Subject:





Look at this handsome man. Hes available for dates.
It came with a picture, but from what I understood, he wasn't the sender so I won't post his likeness here.

HangFire 03-05-2005 15:48
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by >BKA< T Wrecks
Today I got a spam mail! *jumps up and down*

And a pretty nice one, I think. Kind of like modern free-verse poetry. Here goes:


Gotta love the last sentence. :D

I'm going to stick that in my signature within the near future.

FrostyCoolSlug 04-05-2005 03:12
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
As a note, people who are getting 'Completly Random' mail which doesn't make any sence, or seem to advirtise anything in particular, this is probably because you have HTML mail switched off (Like most of us probably do), the e-mail will have an HTML component, with a <img> to an advert. The crap you are seeing is the 'non-HTML' component, which they fill with random crap to help get it past spam filters :D
Now.. *goes to look in his junk box* (One of the non-HTML mails:)

Quote:
Hello,

by the dominance of his nature be able to fashion himself a

Mr. Blood shrugged, and sat down. You're tiresome, he said.
A man may not fear to die, and yet be appalled by the form in whi
And then, restrained, perhaps, by the very words that had cloaked
induced, a new variety of pain aroused him. The stocks stood in
Blood and his officers were summoned a week later to a council wh
possible. If we begin by reducing the Spaniards here, that
shore in their own boats and in several of those which had rashly
the way that Kent had gone. He sped across the parched savannah

that Mr. Blood had so laboriously assembled against the day of es
cabin. But since it has been proposed, and by one who has such

attempt to drive out that tyrant. It became possible for him to


Have a nice day.

FrostyCoolSlug 04-05-2005 11:41
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
Quote:
Hello,

Ye're maudlin, Wolverstone growled. We'll talk again to-morro
the ordinary greetings had been exchanged.
you molest the Dutch, who are our friends; next you take prisoner
ambitions of the King of France. And there was worse than this:
brutal men, to announce that this hunt for rebels was no more tha
young Pitt discreetly held his peace, the Captain rapped out a na
himself. It was a gladsome spectacle, and his eyes sparkled in
the King of England. Already you have told me more than it is go
the agreed share. Withdrawal from a position of that kind is eve
Miss d'Ogeron. She was the daughter of the Governor of Tortuga.
haggle with us about our share, and to beat us down after the
glowed, then as he swung it round his head, it burst into flame,


Have a nice day.
Every line.. a new story :D

Pierre-Marie Baty 04-05-2005 14:37
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
Quick! Let everybody know that Frosty molests the Dutch and takes prisoner the King of France !!!

HangFire 04-05-2005 15:07
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
But his eyes sparkle in the King of England, so he must be doing something right.

Leagle 04-05-2005 15:28
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
....trying...not to..inhale..breakfast!

>BKA< T Wrecks 05-05-2005 00:32
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
It's getting worse... o_O Look at this:

Quote:
Hallo, Janet!

that run zinced material. when base overtook me rightfully? suddenly step sawed my step following condition. it ridded their able east per bread. gladly. my sweet news considering process, that thrived living, healthy vessel. Antwan saw his thin man. she spent Luke why paid me Maya! he gan late news, who overleaped cruelly... round education unreeved ball, card learned beside its amusement within high harbor:

i flew the regular stick past its feeble nail, that burst yesterday. a straight sky chid onto this instrument; dear, complex stone. violent seat crowd bade, i overleaped yearly, sometimes, seriously. its green burst colorbred anti some answer; new, soft pain. i awoke their flat chalk amid an loose cover, that swore seldom. you ground me fat. i cleped true apple, who outdid innocently...

learned my soft ball,
Raul CARSON.
Learned your soft ball, huh? Well, as long as the true apples outdo innoicently, I reckon I can live with that. 9_9

Leagle 05-05-2005 02:42
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
"you ground me fat" :D

FrostyCoolSlug 05-05-2005 05:06
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pierre-Marie Baty
Quick! Let everybody know that Frosty molests the Dutch and takes prisoner the King of France !!!
NOOO! MY SECRETS! *runs*

Pierre-Marie Baty 05-05-2005 07:37
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
@Wreckie: Luke paid you Maya ? Well, I hope she was a good shot :D

>BKA< T Wrecks 05-05-2005 11:57
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
What do you think the "soft ball" was all about? :P

Cheeseh 05-05-2005 14:46
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
i just got this :O

Quote:
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It's okay to want to hold on to your young body as long as you can

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Immediately he paused in his fearful flight and presently came to a stop at
a distance of less than fifteen feet from the flagstones which had
threatened to crush out his life
As he stared downward, trying to recover his self-possession, he saw the
old gentleman he had met on the Lake Front standing just below and looking
at him with a half frightened, half curious expression in his eyes

At once Rob saw through the whole plot to kill him and thus secure
possession of his electrical devices

Pierre-Marie Baty 17-05-2005 21:39
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
I resurrect this thread
Quote:
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Gaining the street he approached a gendarme and repeated his question, with
no better result than before, for the fellow waved his arms wildly in all
directions and roared a volley of incomprehensible French phrases that
conveyed no meaning whatever. If ever I travel in foreign countries again,
said Rob, I'll learn their lingo in advance
Why doesn't the Demon get up a conversation machine that will speak all
languages? By dint of much inquiry, however, and after walking several miles
following ambiguous directions, he managed to reach the residence of
President Loubet
...because it seems so deep...

what do they all have against the french??? :D

HangFire 17-05-2005 22:00
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
Its confusing. There is no need whatsoever to assign a gender to inanimate objects.

Exilibur 17-05-2005 22:08
Re: most funny spam you ever got
 
You're wrong. We're more than you.


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