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Denny

27-06-2005 16:44

Re: Favourite Quotes

"Yeah i called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something....i don't know i wasn't really paying attention" - Jeff Daniels, Dumb & Dumber

Not a very educated quote of course, but still funny all the same. :D

Cpl. Shrike

27-06-2005 16:49

Re: Favourite Quotes

ROFL, Rick thats a good one :D

Rick	27-06-2005 23:11

Re: Favourite Quotes

Quote:

<Freezer_Burn> how do i removed a burned in image from my monitor
<seamuso> buy a new monitor
<Freezer_Burn> i cant
<Kornchild> how did you burn an image into yoru monitor?
<Freezer_Burn> i set it to full screen at high brightness and fell asleep
<Freezer_Burn> there is a faint outline of a naked lady with her legs wide open showing her privates
<Freezer_Burn> and i i have to remove it before my mom comes home tomorrow night
<trance`> Freezer_Burn LMFAO
<meanolthing`> lol

1234

spltend85

27-06-2005 23:24

Re: Favourite Quotes

"The ultimate determinant in the struggle now going on for the world will not be bombs and rockets but a test of wills and ideas-a trial of spiritual resolve: the values we hold, the beliefs we cherish and the ideals to which we are dedicated."

"Freedom is the right to question and change the established way of doing things. It is the continuous revolution of the marketplace. It is the understanding that allows to recognize shortcomings and seek solutions."

"We have every right to dream heroic dreams.
Those who say that we're in a time
when there are no heroes,
they just don't know where to look."

"When I've heard all I need to make a decision, I don't take a vote. I make a decision."

and finally...

"Every time Catherine turns on the microwave, I piss my pants and forget who I am for a half an hour."

Rick	28-06-2005 01:03

Re: Favourite Quotes

[@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb
[@djjason] : Agreed
[@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass dogs comes
* Unknown_Source waves a biscuit
[Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon]
[@Unknown_Source] : ...

Zacker

28-06-2005 14:10

Re: Favourite Quotes

Bash.org

Quote:

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

Quote:

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

Quote:

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

Quote:

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

Quote:

<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

Cpl. Shrike

02-08-2005 20:52

Re: Favourite Quotes

We're the regulators and we regulate.
We're the animators and we animate.
We're the propagators and want genocide, burning through the worlds resources then we getting high!!

SOAD

Brainz

05-08-2005 16:42

Re: Favourite Quotes

"There is a theory that states that if we ever discover the truth about the universe, it will immediatly be destroyed and replaced by something even more complex and confusing.

There is another theory that this has already happened"

"People commonly agreed that coming down from the trees was a mistake. Others were of the opinion that the trees had been a bad idea, and that mankind should never have left the oceans."

"This planet has, or rather had, a problem. It was this: Most of the inhabitants were unhappy for pretty much most of the time. Even the ones with digital watches. Various soultions to this problem had been suggested, most of which involved the movements of small green bits of paper which was strange, because on the whole, it wasn't the pieces of paper that were unhappy."

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